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# i'm rissing, i'm afraid
but i don't care cos i'm singing the bacon song that i just made up - whilst eating a bacon sandwich or two
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# damn you and your hedonistic house husband life style
how are ya you old cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# tired and stressed
moving date has been bumped forward by a week, so packing like a mad thing. mictokid was vomiting all day yesterday. and the weather is shit


thank heaven for bacon sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# indeed thank heaven for the bacon sandwich... and thank the Romans
for making it culturally acceptible for us to eat pork.

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# one day
I hope that song makes you millions!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# booo
i've got a ham salad sandwich, an apple and a banana.

Damn this healthy eating.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# sounds good
i'm going to have a packet of beef mccoys for pudding now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I've just had some of them
they were lovely

but now I'm so full i can't eat my mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# LIES!
There is always room for sweet stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# they are nice
I like the mexican ones
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Cor!
I hope to hear a ukelele version . . .

In other news I am enjoying a brilami (brie and salami) poppy seed bagel!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I had a tootle fish sammige
it was gud.

I'm still hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# cor that sounds nice!
Poppyseed bagels ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# lowest fat content bread product available!
FACT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# have you considered stottie?
Stottie is good and it is also big allowing for more sammige area per KM2.

Also - the size and shape makes for amusing competitions and game - try and eat a quater/half or whole stottie... make your friends and colleagues watch. The taste is delicious and the round shape is fun for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# yes . . . .
but . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# YES ....
but - the Stottie is the king of regional flat breads and, despite its grand size, will happily fit under your cap or possibly in your poacher's pockets... why not try one with a full fried breakfast inside or, for a healthy treat, try just looking at one and imagining the taste.

Are you throwing a fancy dinner party? Impress your guests by cutting stotties in half and using them as plates (one stottie will make 2 plates meaning you'll only need (g/2)*c stotties where g = guests and c = courses).

... why am I tell you this... you're far to Southern to be able to appreciate the great taste... where's Debbil... or Freebs...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# and one of the tastiest! yum.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# it's hard to get a good bagel in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)