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# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I could fashion you one out of ceramics
a nice glazed one... we could screw it onto your face...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i don't want any more bloody holes in my face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# You wont bleed
you're made of wood!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# sappy holes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# sap/ blood
it's all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *shoves*
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *snaps off a finger*
yes it is... I mean, no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *slams oak foot in nuts*
yes, it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Don't shove your uncle son
He might be our ticket outta this trailer park!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# my rapping will gets us outta here!
umm..
my nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Are you trying to be his uncle too?
Wont it be a bit confusing to have two Prof.s in the family?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Well - at least he'll be guarenteed a place in a pretigious (non acredited) University!
possibly on a woodwork programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ohh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahah!

but my son don't need no nepotism to get him into school, he's got clarss I tells ya! CLARSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# yeah!
i fuckin' 'ave
*wipes nose on sleeve*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# but his other uncle isn't a prof . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# No, you're a 'sir'!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Honorary Professor from the University of Punning-on-the-Wold
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Poppleton University
is very commonly used within the sector when a fake example is needed... so imagine my glee when I discovered Poppleton is a place just outside of York.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Excellent
*knocks up fake degree certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)