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# I made this at work


It's a plum. with a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I can believe you made the hat.
The plum however...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# that's no plum!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# maybe he stuck in his thumb
and pulled it out
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
stuck it into what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# "a Christmas pie"
?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# is that like normal pie
but hairer and jollier?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ...possibly involving jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# what colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# GREEN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yeah?!
go on then ... draw a green jelly xmas pie!

(pfft!)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# nah
I could, but I'm far too busy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yeah yeah
just cos it would be pink or something

you ... EYE-SPAZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# hmmm
/returns to 2 real arms blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# that's not a good question to ask
Michaelson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# He's very handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Baron von Plumchaussen!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hahah!
yes!
Clinging on to the last vestiges of Imperial Germany...
In plum form.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i want that 'tache!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Get your Dad to carve you one!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# It's alright!
He's made of wood :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
i'm made of wood.. s'ok
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I could fashion you one out of ceramics
a nice glazed one... we could screw it onto your face...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i don't want any more bloody holes in my face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# You wont bleed
you're made of wood!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# sappy holes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# sap/ blood
it's all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *shoves*
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *snaps off a finger*
yes it is... I mean, no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *slams oak foot in nuts*
yes, it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Don't shove your uncle son
He might be our ticket outta this trailer park!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# my rapping will gets us outta here!
umm..
my nizzle
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Are you trying to be his uncle too?
Wont it be a bit confusing to have two Prof.s in the family?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Well - at least he'll be guarenteed a place in a pretigious (non acredited) University!
possibly on a woodwork programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ohh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahah!

but my son don't need no nepotism to get him into school, he's got clarss I tells ya! CLARSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# yeah!
i fuckin' 'ave
*wipes nose on sleeve*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# but his other uncle isn't a prof . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# No, you're a 'sir'!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Honorary Professor from the University of Punning-on-the-Wold
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Poppleton University
is very commonly used within the sector when a fake example is needed... so imagine my glee when I discovered Poppleton is a place just outside of York.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Excellent
*knocks up fake degree certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Watch out
He's trying to invade Africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# s l o w l y


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# wait for it lads, wait for it
wait until you see the colour of their stones...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# A dark, muddy red-brown colour?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# What a jolly little fellow
Does he know he's going to be eaten?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I'd eat it.
But along with his less anthropomorphic brothers - it's as hard as fucking concrete.

Curse my inability to resist a £1 punnet of plums.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I thought that was a bategg for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)