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# Genitals on a fruit shop?
Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.

I laughed rather hard
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# was one of them dead?
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# Nope
But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.

Which is both creepy and hilarious
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# If I remember rightly, ducks are one of the few birds with external genitalia
having long, corkscrew penises.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This is something I wish I didn't know
Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.

Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
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# Very very long, thin, and corkscrew
like a pig's.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I feel your pain
All my knowledge is like that.

I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
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# Why were they having sex on your phone?
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