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# what would you like for an image challenge?
bearing in mind I might completely ignore you and pick 'photoshop a sausage' instead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# photoshop a sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Photograph YOUR sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Cue a week of
"THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE! IT'S A PORK CHOP! DOES NOBODY EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS????"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Genitals on fruit
Or

Shop a shop.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Genitals on a fruit shop?
Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.

I laughed rather hard
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# was one of them dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Nope
But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.

Which is both creepy and hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# If I remember rightly, ducks are one of the few birds with external genitalia
having long, corkscrew penises.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This is something I wish I didn't know
Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.

Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Very very long, thin, and corkscrew
like a pig's.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I feel your pain
All my knowledge is like that.

I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Why were they having sex on your phone?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Let's see, something we won't get sick of immediately.
Um.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I'm sick of it already

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Multi-panel cartoons might be good.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# This^
How about just shop something special (very nice not retarded). Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps or a small dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps

NO!!...far too many self obsessed cocks around here as it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I saw a film on Zone Horror the other day called Pervert!
That had a self obsessed cock that detached itself from the 'owner' and went off fucking chicks to death all by itself.

It was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I have seen some clips of that.
But never knew the name. Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I love the Horror Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I don't have that
I only have freeview aka poor mans Sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Not as a whole compo of b3tans.
More something that you spent time making. A brief of make something nice.

The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Over-the-top adverts for shit products
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This^
or something similar..

Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# that's a pretty good one.
behind colour in a picture challenge again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Americanise the UK
As suggested here: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post92847/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Britishise America ftw.
Everyone would like them then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Got another one:
Add, remove, or change one letter in a word. Photoshop the results
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# 101 uses for TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I like this
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Wouldn't you just get fat people put everywhere?
We need more stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Or Britishize American Blockbusters.
The Mancunian Candidate with Denzel Whitehall

Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.

Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I thhink this would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# SHOP A SNORKER!
Also, I liked someone's "Fun with 5k" suggestion earlier in the week.

I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# i think it's not worth it for the
influx of the word 'fun' written in mspaint entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
Touché =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Photoshop a bacon
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# photoshop a tapir.
real photoshop 2.
colour in the lizard 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# What about redundant pirates?
Theres not much for pirates to do now. So what will they be like in other jobs / in cities.

But we've just done ninjas so..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# 101 ways to lose money
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Lets fuck a copper....
Sorry Mrs Mavy and her crazy baby just came to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# us
visual representations of b3tans (not photoshoppery of our real selves though)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Was that not
the "Hot ot Not" thingy we had a while ago?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Evenin Guv....
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# 'ey up chief!
long time no etc.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Dah...
I'm not on here that much anymore.... Posted a couple over the last few days... I'm counting up to 5,000 posts which is a nekkid post, so thinking that one over...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ah yes
not far off i see
good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Sex with Weather.
Sodding Rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Terrence Trent Darby
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I'm still up for Fruit Vs Veg
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# robots V dinosarus - or robodinosaurs!
edit : someone suggested this earlier in the week : pedolympics...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ROBOSkUGosauruses all week?
Yes please :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# best idea ever!
stop the internet we have a winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I would like to register my interest in robots versus dinosaurs please
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# please send your wooyay this way
one per customer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# How about
Life in jail. A plethora of opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Films which should have starred Arnie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# little orphan arnie?
arnie get your gun?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# AHhaha
If ya like, you're the Big Cheese, the head honcho, the top dog, the long...oboe?

Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Interesting
but kind of narrow

How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ^This also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Chris Langham
as the Child Catcher?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Brian Blessed as The Horse Whisperer?
Edit:
*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# this has potential
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Simple and effective.
Bloody Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# another week of the same person over and over...oh joy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Celebrity Robots
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# celebrity necrophelia
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Advertising from the future
what products will we see in the media 10, 50 or 100 years from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I like this one, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I also, most agree.
Never seen that one before.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# and me
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Photoshop Your B3TA name
(Might be tricky for some...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I was thinking
photoshop two B3tans together...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7692659
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Similar
...but not the same.

TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# it seems like a popular idea
though I don't think it'll work too well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'd be a bit stuck for ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# A-fink-a-wan?
what is that? It's a word I see and don't bother reading. As for your self promotion...you should be pointing people to the listen again site.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# How about inappropriate sports?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Doomed criminal plans
Sometimes they fail trough chance, other times because they're spackers. Fire up photoshop and show us the most doomed plans of ne'er-do-wells.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Photoshop a saying or phrase..
Take a well known saying or phrase and 'shop it for hillarious results.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Lets have another one word compo
I can't remember who suggested it but "robots"
(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN!!!!!!!ELEVEN!



pun
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# black people eating watermelons
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# christ.
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# what do postmen get up to while they are on strike
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# spoonerisms
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post88952/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# THIS!
It'll involve thought and will have less stock imagery than usual.

Can I vote for this please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ^^^fucking this with a cherry on top!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# misheard lyrics visualised
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I wonder what that would be worth.
Maybe 1000?

i are a ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
you think i've been on other websites?
(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# bindun
and as it turned out, not many went with the misheard lyrics part of it. The ones that did were met with a lot of RIS because we don't mishear the lyrics the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Animal Olympics
:)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# this one sounds good /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# This
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post91591/
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ^very much this^
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# THIS
(and not just because i've a half finished stop motion i could use)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Is there any way to
get your iNonsense stuff as cards?
I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# THIS!
Fantastic Idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Samuel L. Jackson
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Anything but
a 'photoshop this person' compo.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# what is b3ta to you?
make an image that represents b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# a retarded cousin that occasionally shits gold
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# and then
lets you use the gold for commercial purposes?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I'd like to see politicians made into meat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# i'd like to see meat made into politicians
oh yeah... john prescott... bindun then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
photoshop Far Side cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# What happens when we arent watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
#
Three words: Make things happy
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Sex Aids hidden
Throughout history
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# sig sig sig
\/\/\/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Make NSFW things SFW
or vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# this
would be funny. :)
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I would like a 'view popular posts' button on the image challenge suggestion page
and one of these:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post91591/

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post91590/

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post91594/
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# "Imagine a world without antlers."
.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Binary
www.b3ta.com/board/7692499
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# where's fraser
like where's willy but with the adorable fraser
cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# the consequences
of b3ta raising a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# shudders.
some of them have,

shudders some more.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# if parents told us the truth
like.. the bogeyman does live in my cupboard, and the dog did go to dog heaven, and wanking makes for hairy palms, and Aunty Judy really was daddies secret secretary
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Climate change*
Starting with a polar bear on a deckchair, drinking a cocktail, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

* PS - I work for an environmental journal, so I know the issue is more than a bit on the serious side... but FFS this is b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)