what would you like for an image challenge?
bearing in mind I might completely ignore you and pick 'photoshop a sausage' instead
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31,
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Cue a week of
"THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE! IT'S A PORK CHOP! DOES NOBODY EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS????"
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46,
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Genitals on a fruit shop?
Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.
I laughed rather hard
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33,
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I laughed rather hard
Nope
But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.
Which is both creepy and hilarious
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42,
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Which is both creepy and hilarious
If I remember rightly, ducks are one of the few birds with external genitalia
having long, corkscrew penises.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47,
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This is something I wish I didn't know
Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.
Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49,
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Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
I feel your pain
All my knowledge is like that.
I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39,
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I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
This^
How about just shop something special (very nice not retarded). Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps or a small dog...
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52,
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NO!!...far too many self obsessed cocks around here as it is
I saw a film on Zone Horror the other day called Pervert!
That had a self obsessed cock that detached itself from the 'owner' and went off fucking chicks to death all by itself.
It was pretty cool.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58,
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It was pretty cool.
I have seen some clips of that.
But never knew the name. Thankyou.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03,
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Not as a whole compo of b3tans.
More something that you spent time making. A brief of make something nice.
The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01,
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The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
This^
or something similar..
Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
that's a pretty good one.
behind colour in a picture challenge again.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35,
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Americanise the UK
As suggested here: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post92847/
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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Got another one:
Add, remove, or change one letter in a word. Photoshop the results
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36,
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Wouldn't you just get fat people put everywhere?
We need more stereotypes.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36,
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Or Britishize American Blockbusters.
The Mancunian Candidate with Denzel Whitehall
Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.
Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44,
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Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.
Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
SHOP A SNORKER!
Also, I liked someone's "Fun with 5k" suggestion earlier in the week.
I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32,
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I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
i think it's not worth it for the
influx of the word 'fun' written in mspaint entries.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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What about redundant pirates?
Theres not much for pirates to do now. So what will they be like in other jobs / in cities.
But we've just done ninjas so..
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33,
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But we've just done ninjas so..
Lets fuck a copper....
Sorry Mrs Mavy and her crazy baby just came to mind...
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34,
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us
visual representations of b3tans (not photoshoppery of our real selves though)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35,
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Dah...
I'm not on here that much anymore.... Posted a couple over the last few days... I'm counting up to 5,000 posts which is a nekkid post, so thinking that one over...
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43,
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ah yes
not far off i see
good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49,
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good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
robots V dinosarus - or robodinosaurs!
edit : someone suggested this earlier in the week : pedolympics...
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36,
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I would like to register my interest in robots versus dinosaurs please
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13,
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AHhaha
If ya like, you're the Big Cheese, the head honcho, the top dog, the long...oboe?
Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41,
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Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
Interesting
but kind of narrow
How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39,
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How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
Brian Blessed as The Horse Whisperer?
Edit:
*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42,
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*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
Advertising from the future
what products will we see in the media 10, 50 or 100 years from now?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41,
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Similar
...but not the same.
TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47,
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TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
it seems like a popular idea
though I don't think it'll work too well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
A-fink-a-wan?
what is that? It's a word I see and don't bother reading. As for your self promotion...you should be pointing people to the listen again site.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31,
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Doomed criminal plans
Sometimes they fail trough chance, other times because they're spackers. Fire up photoshop and show us the most doomed plans of ne'er-do-wells.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41,
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Photoshop a saying or phrase..
Take a well known saying or phrase and 'shop it for hillarious results.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43,
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Lets have another one word compo
I can't remember who suggested it but "robots"
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43,
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THIS!
It'll involve thought and will have less stock imagery than usual.
Can I vote for this please?
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58,
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Can I vote for this please?
pfft
you think i've been on other websites?
(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43,
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(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
bindun
and as it turned out, not many went with the misheard lyrics part of it. The ones that did were met with a lot of RIS because we don't mishear the lyrics the same way.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46,
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THIS
(and not just because i've a half finished stop motion i could use)
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58,
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Is there any way to
get your iNonsense stuff as cards?
I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20,
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I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
i'd like to see meat made into politicians
oh yeah... john prescott... bindun then
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03,
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I would like a 'view popular posts' button on the image challenge suggestion page
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where's fraser
like where's willy but with the adorable fraser
cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.
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Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43,
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cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.