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# what would you like for an image challenge?
bearing in mind I might completely ignore you and pick 'photoshop a sausage' instead
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# photoshop a sausage
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Photograph YOUR sausage.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Cue a week of
"THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE! IT'S A PORK CHOP! DOES NOBODY EVER READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS????"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Genitals on fruit
Or

Shop a shop.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Genitals on a fruit shop?
Also.. I FILMED DUCKS HAVING SEX ON MY PHONE EARLIER.

I laughed rather hard
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# was one of them dead?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Nope
But I was told that male ducks have sex with dead male ducks just for the hell of it.

Which is both creepy and hilarious
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# If I remember rightly, ducks are one of the few birds with external genitalia
having long, corkscrew penises.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This is something I wish I didn't know
Mainly because it's not something likely to come up in a pub quiz.

Which is what most of my knowledge is useful for.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Very very long, thin, and corkscrew
like a pig's.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I feel your pain
All my knowledge is like that.

I tend to impart information whenever it's VAGUELY relevant to the conversation
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Why were they having sex on your phone?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Let's see, something we won't get sick of immediately.
Um.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I'm sick of it already

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Multi-panel cartoons might be good.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# This^
How about just shop something special (very nice not retarded). Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps or a small dog...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
#
Like a picture of a b3tan perhaps

NO!!...far too many self obsessed cocks around here as it is
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I saw a film on Zone Horror the other day called Pervert!
That had a self obsessed cock that detached itself from the 'owner' and went off fucking chicks to death all by itself.

It was pretty cool.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I have seen some clips of that.
But never knew the name. Thankyou.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I love the Horror Channel.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I don't have that
I only have freeview aka poor mans Sky.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Not as a whole compo of b3tans.
More something that you spent time making. A brief of make something nice.

The draw a b3tan might be a bit crap but im freestylin' ideas.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Over-the-top adverts for shit products
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This^
or something similar..

Like..badvertisements, inappropriate ways to advertise things..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# that's a pretty good one.
behind colour in a picture challenge again.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Americanise the UK
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Britishise America ftw.
Everyone would like them then.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Got another one:
Add, remove, or change one letter in a word. Photoshop the results
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# 101 uses for TOAP?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Wouldn't you just get fat people put everywhere?
We need more stereotypes.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Or Britishize American Blockbusters.
The Mancunian Candidate with Denzel Whitehall

Every baddy is American, probably obese and therefore probably Brando or Welles.

Or the quatermass experiment as a romantic comedy,
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I thhink this would be a good idea.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# SHOP A SNORKER!
Also, I liked someone's "Fun with 5k" suggestion earlier in the week.

I know the "Offensive in 5k" has been done, but I like the idea of restrictive file size shizzle =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# i think it's not worth it for the
influx of the word 'fun' written in mspaint entries.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Haha
Touché =P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Photoshop a bacon
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# photoshop a tapir.
real photoshop 2.
colour in the lizard 2.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# What about redundant pirates?
Theres not much for pirates to do now. So what will they be like in other jobs / in cities.

But we've just done ninjas so..
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# 101 ways to lose money
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Lets fuck a copper....
Sorry Mrs Mavy and her crazy baby just came to mind...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# us
visual representations of b3tans (not photoshoppery of our real selves though)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Was that not
the "Hot ot Not" thingy we had a while ago?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Evenin Guv....
How's things?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# 'ey up chief!
long time no etc.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Dah...
I'm not on here that much anymore.... Posted a couple over the last few days... I'm counting up to 5,000 posts which is a nekkid post, so thinking that one over...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# ah yes
not far off i see
good luck with that, i'll get the mindbleach ready for all ;-)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Sex with Weather.
Sodding Rain.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^This^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Terrence Trent Darby
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I'm still up for Fruit Vs Veg
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# robots V dinosarus - or robodinosaurs!
edit : someone suggested this earlier in the week : pedolympics...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ROBOSkUGosauruses all week?
Yes please :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# best idea ever!
stop the internet we have a winner :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I would like to register my interest in robots versus dinosaurs please
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# please send your wooyay this way
one per customer
:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)
# How about
Life in jail. A plethora of opportunities.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Films which should have starred Arnie
:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:38, archived)
# little orphan arnie?
arnie get your gun?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# AHhaha
If ya like, you're the Big Cheese, the head honcho, the top dog, the long...oboe?

Ed: Or, possibly Action Heroes, Gone Wrong.
That way you get ya Van Damme's Stallones, etc too.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Interesting
but kind of narrow

How about actors playing inappropriate roles?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# ^This also.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Chris Langham
as the Child Catcher?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Brian Blessed as The Horse Whisperer?
Edit:
*looks at rob's post below*
*copyrights*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# this has potential
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# This is ace
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Simple and effective.
Bloody Marvellous.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# another week of the same person over and over...oh joy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Celebrity Robots
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# celebrity necrophelia
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Advertising from the future
what products will we see in the media 10, 50 or 100 years from now?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I like this one, maybe
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I also, most agree.
Never seen that one before.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# and me
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Photoshop Your B3TA name
(Might be tricky for some...)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I was thinking
photoshop two B3tans together...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Similar
...but not the same.

TJ : How odd.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M6s_OIRNc
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# it seems like a popular idea
though I don't think it'll work too well.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post75188/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'd be a bit stuck for ideas.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# A-fink-a-wan?
what is that? It's a word I see and don't bother reading. As for your self promotion...you should be pointing people to the listen again site.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# How about inappropriate sports?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Doomed criminal plans
Sometimes they fail trough chance, other times because they're spackers. Fire up photoshop and show us the most doomed plans of ne'er-do-wells.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Photoshop a saying or phrase..
Take a well known saying or phrase and 'shop it for hillarious results.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Lets have another one word compo
I can't remember who suggested it but "robots"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN!!!!!!!ELEVEN!



pun
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# black people eating watermelons
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# christ.
/relurks
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# what do postmen get up to while they are on strike
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# spoonerisms
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# THIS!
It'll involve thought and will have less stock imagery than usual.

Can I vote for this please?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ^^^fucking this with a cherry on top!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# misheard lyrics visualised
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I wonder what that would be worth.
Maybe 1000?

i are a ninja
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
you think i've been on other websites?
(honestly hadn't seen that, have been mulling this idea over for months, but not been on b3ta so not suggested it)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# bindun
and as it turned out, not many went with the misheard lyrics part of it. The ones that did were met with a lot of RIS because we don't mishear the lyrics the same way.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Animal Olympics
:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# this one sounds good /\
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# This
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ^very much this^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# THIS
(and not just because i've a half finished stop motion i could use)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Is there any way to
get your iNonsense stuff as cards?
I think they'd make great Christmas cards.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# THIS!
Fantastic Idea!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Samuel L. Jackson
that is all
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Anything but
a 'photoshop this person' compo.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# what is b3ta to you?
make an image that represents b3ta
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# a retarded cousin that occasionally shits gold
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# and then
lets you use the gold for commercial purposes?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I'd like to see politicians made into meat.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# i'd like to see meat made into politicians
oh yeah... john prescott... bindun then
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
photoshop Far Side cartoons
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# What happens when we arent watching?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
#
Three words: Make things happy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Sex Aids hidden
Throughout history
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# sig sig sig
\/\/\/\/\/\/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Make NSFW things SFW
or vice versa.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# this
would be funny. :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I would like a 'view popular posts' button on the image challenge suggestion page
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# "Imagine a world without antlers."
.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Binary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# where's fraser
like where's willy but with the adorable fraser
cunningly concealed somewhere within the image.
and he has to be cunningly concealed, not too obvious, and he definitely does have to be in there somewhere, no cheating.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# the consequences
of b3ta raising a child.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# shudders.
some of them have,

shudders some more.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# if parents told us the truth
like.. the bogeyman does live in my cupboard, and the dog did go to dog heaven, and wanking makes for hairy palms, and Aunty Judy really was daddies secret secretary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Climate change*
Starting with a polar bear on a deckchair, drinking a cocktail, wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

* PS - I work for an environmental journal, so I know the issue is more than a bit on the serious side... but FFS this is b3ta.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)