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# this is factually incorrect
squirrels like pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# its about a squirrel the size of a human, who can talk, and has tits...
and this is the only thing you have issue with?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# no
I have issues with the number of tits they have too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# have we established how many tits a squirrel has yet?

edit/ fact file, but no knocker count: www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/infd-6l4f6f

edit 2/ Jings! "It's fairly common for baby squirrels to suck on the penises, vulvas, heels, knees, elbows, noses, stomachs of
their litter mates. The urge to suckle is very strong....If he is suckling himself, treat his penis with petroleum jelly or neosporin. You can also
spray some bitter apple on his penis which may reduce the suckling.
From: www.scarysquirrel.org/special/pets/infant/squirrelmanual.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
...in theory
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pfffft
"Oh jaysus me frickin heed..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# round and round and round and round and round and round......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This made me giggle like a nutter
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm just waiting for it to throw up a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)