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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
that'll teach her.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'll teach her.
Discipline - that's what she needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# bend her over you knee
that's what i say.

and don;t forget to video it so that you can look at your technique so that you can improve on it, it's what all the top golfers do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# spank people?
how does that improve your golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# don't ask me, i don't play golf.
ask tiger woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# he's stopped returning my calls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# that's because the Lady Loves Milk Tray
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# no it's because I was threatening to kidnap him
unless me gave me money... but yes, the Lady does also love milk tray. That, however, is an artefact of the data.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# success has changed him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# i think it must have been the saucy photos you sent to him that did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# spends too much of time time wanking
to be able to answer the phone...?

I suppose it's happend to us all at one time in our lives or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# That's how I lost my job in the call centre
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you see
were I the manager is said call centre, the outcome would have been significantly different.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Yes - you would have been fired as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Touché....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yeah - but
I would have stollen a lot of stationary - and probably a headset that wouldn't work with my phone!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# turned pens and pencils into cake?
ppfffff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I like that talking bowl in the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this now has further sexual connotations
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha... eww
2 girls, one bowl? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahah, silly squirrel
Pumpkin insides am not treeeeets!

'ning sir, hope you be well
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
SHE THOUGHT THE BOWL WAS FULL OF SWEETIES FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS, BUT IT WAS IN FACT THE SEEDS AND PULP FROM THE PUMPKIN WHICH YESTERDAY WA INVOLVED IN A HUMOROUS MISUNDERSTANDING WHEN THE PENGUIN THING OVERHEARD THE CAT AND THE HUMAN WITH BISCUIT EYEBROWS TALKING ABOUT SIZE, WHICH HE THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WINKIES!!

LOL!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# you've kept up well,
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# happy b3taday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# and you look like one tooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Haha, mmmmmmmm pumpkin....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# LOL 'PUMP'
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Ewwww pumpkin
Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Your mmmmmmmm's are upside down
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
your mum's are upside down!

/insult master
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# No insult - she'd probably agree with you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ma-an
they'll take my title off me now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# CHOKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pumpkin seeds are win.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Hello nana of slippers
Have you signed up to our AMAZING ONCE IN A LIFETIME ANNUAL BASH(TM) YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# PREZACTLY!
I VOTE FOR GIVING OUT PUMPKIN SEEDS INSTEAD OF NASTY SWEETS!

side note: trick-or-treaters knocked at my mother's door last night!!! A FULL WEEK EARLY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# mmm..
insides.


* votes for pumpkin-bra *
www.b3ta.com/board/7730572
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# the last frame made me chortle.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# isn't that the point...?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# this is factually incorrect
squirrels like pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# its about a squirrel the size of a human, who can talk, and has tits...
and this is the only thing you have issue with?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# no
I have issues with the number of tits they have too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# have we established how many tits a squirrel has yet?

edit/ fact file, but no knocker count: www.forestry.gov.uk/forestry/infd-6l4f6f

edit 2/ Jings! "It's fairly common for baby squirrels to suck on the penises, vulvas, heels, knees, elbows, noses, stomachs of
their litter mates. The urge to suckle is very strong....If he is suckling himself, treat his penis with petroleum jelly or neosporin. You can also
spray some bitter apple on his penis which may reduce the suckling.
From: www.scarysquirrel.org/special/pets/infant/squirrelmanual.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
#
...in theory
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pfffft
"Oh jaysus me frickin heed..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# round and round and round and round and round and round......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This made me giggle like a nutter
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm just waiting for it to throw up a kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ok you win, you got an officelol from me today :D

Oh, and 2000 posts! Woo!
Only took me 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Yay!
Halla-ween!
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Phew
That was a pretty close escape ... I dread to think what Scarlet would be like after a big bowl of sugary sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)