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[challenge entry] With apologies to spunker...

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(Westude, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Would have been a little funnier if you'd found an original image
It still has the tag on the side...

Although, it is still amusing
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Why is his spanging device moving?

WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Because cats are bigger than nothing.
If there was noting behind it it would not move.

/psyiscs syance
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Cats aren't bigger than nothing

Nothing's the biggest thing there is. Most of the universe consists of it.
Now I know the b3ta view on all this, but I'm staying with my statement that the universe does not consist of CATS, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# i believe it has been proven on several occasions that the universe cannot exist if Cats account for more than 31.3% of it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU!
OH NO IT ISN'T!
OH YES IT FUCKING WELL IS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I forgive you
;)
Extra points for the use of the word fat with Jamie Oliver.
just needs tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)