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(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
i mean oh no :(

edit: where'd that other post go? or did it never happen? am I losing my mind?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# YOU CANNOT LOSE WHAT IS ALREADY LOST
Also, JU-ON IS STARTING ON CHANNEL 4. THE GOOD VERSION.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# What, like The Game?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# STOAT
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LAST MOAT IN YOUR BOAT, STOAT

YOU'RE FINISHED
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuck
ITS ON, NOW!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# NOT EVEN IF I KICK DOWN DOORS AND KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS WITH SLOW MOTION FLIPS AND BULLETSHOOTINGS?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Ok, maybe then...
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Get up, Robot boy!
You must get up, you have a world to save!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# *connects jump leads to a Vauxhall Viva*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# that's just adding insult to injury
:)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Hey!
Some of my best friends are Vauxhall Vivas!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
# dude, I know that the 70's look cool on those tv shows
but like, seriously, it was the 70's
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I shall give you the 70's in a minute good sir
You will hardly believe what has hit you, I dare say
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# why?
because it's tongue is sticking out, going "MMLGMLBMALBMALBMA" and it has flashing lightbulb eyes

fuck FLASHING LIGHTBULB EYES

*runs off screaming in terror*
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS YOU WANTON TRULL
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# A WANTON TRULL!
Sir, if I am a wanton trull, you are a globpunnet and a tumblepenny!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I'll have you know the Tumblepennies emigrated to this country in 1884.
My Grandfather, Mason Tumblepenny was captain of the floating pick-up truck which brought us to southern Florida.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# My Great Grandfather, Morning Tubmark Tumblepenny was the inverntor of the glistening tubmat and the rotating bunt sprocket!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# But...... That must mean..........
UNCLE! IS IT REALLY YOU?!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
# DADDY!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Brain the size of a planet
and they ask me to park cars
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# this robot is either dead
or pissed on cheap oil
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i was going to add an oil can just out of reach
but that would have added to the confusion
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)
# at this time of day/night
everything is a source of confusion

:)
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/vader
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Ha ha. This has caused a funny.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 4:04, archived)
# oh dear
he has tired himself out
dancing all night on those dodgy pills he bought
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# He must have excellent balance, those things are tiny
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# tj:
has that soundwave/telebugs post gone?
i'm glad i saved it before it disappeared
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# I don't know.
I hope it comes back.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# BEGIN THE RESURRECTION RITE
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# right,
i've tied the cat to a melon.
i think that's how it goes. what next?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)
# what next?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
# PEAS ARE NEVER WHAT'S NEXT
GET THE FUCK OUT
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# PEAS MAN!
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I COULD NEVER GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
NOT NOW
NOT AFTER THAT ONE TIME
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# at bnad cmap?
ok, I was trying to find an image I did of peas in a pan, and I can't find it, I did find this (which isn't mine so linkyed)

which leaves me seriously confused
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# well piss on my tophat
it's a pearoast
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# your hat is wee'don!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# that curry on the front page looks good
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# does
tho it seems to be drowned in a surfeit of fucking peas

what's crazy shit? peas?!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:41, archived)
# OH GOD NOT THE PEAS
NOT THE PEAS AAGH
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# OH MY GOD CHILDHOOD PEA RELATED FLASHBACK
"HEY KIDS, THE PEA HARVEST HAS OCCURED! NOW YOU CAN BUY BAGS OF PEAS!"

"YAY! LET'S ALL BUY BAGS OF PEAS AND EAT THEM LIKE IT WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF THING THAT KIDS BUY IN BAGS AND THEN EAT THEM"
"YAY!"

no really, what the shitting fuck was that all about
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# What are you?! A GAY!?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# hahaha
gayest of all pea feats!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# rotate the cat-onna-melon
in a pentagram of candles whilst chanting "WATTAM AYE DONIGS"


then ram the whole scene up your arse.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# well, not that excellent
considering
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Death by trick or treats.
Corrosion caused by candy.

He'll be ok by morning.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# He's all Hitler'd out =[
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# you get a gold star for this, robot boy.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)