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[challenge entry] It's a repost for compo, y'all!

never thought I'd have a use for a robot cock after all

From the Robots challenge. See all 431 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# it's all of the well executed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Huzzah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Goblox
the cybernetic chicken of christmas past from the future.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Tell us more...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ten thousand years ago into the future, before Sigourney Weaver even thought of it
the chicken race evolved breasts and in the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy and acompanied by mashed potato; gravy filled with the giblets…from a red hairless monkey. The French craved it, and, as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called RoboFrance 29. Santa Clause was replaced by an ape, which was later replaced by a robot... When the elves came from the red planet, and there was much defecation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# you must pay tribute to the Elf elders in space
you must give to the Great Red Ape... sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# is that enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# For now....
.....yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# okay
well - let me know when you need more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Will do.
La la la
la la la la la
la la la
la la la
la la la I NEED MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ma-an
ten thousand years ago into the future, before even the first of them had even begun, from there they had evolved BIG TIME and from their feathers came soft sleek bodies and synthetic intelligence reconstituted from the minds of the past. Which is why Goblox was constructed by rogue chicken scientists and sent back to erase all of our minds, and his own mind, but after he was assassinated by Taco Freedom figters the Vikings came and insisted that they receive checks from teh government with which they could purchase mexican beer - the cheapest of all beers. Until that day comes, we will all live in fear for our lives. And I ate this butter straight out of the tub, 'cause it tastes good. There's a reason behind everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# \o/
This shall be my Lorem Ipsum for today!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
yay

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Hot Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Her actual eyes! *bokes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Most terrible of the Phasianidae
Woo Mr Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)