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# Hahahaha!
I shall never confess how long it took me to get that!

It reminds me of the joke where two wimmins were discussing their waning sex lives and one said 'I got a tattoo of a butterfly on my arse and he can't leave me alone now why don't you get one?' so the other goes to the tat parlour and asks 'Can you tattoo a butterfly on my arse?'
'Hmmm . . . no but tell you what I'll do you a couple of bees for the same price'
'ok that'll do!'

So she has the tats goes home and waits and when she hears hubby's car on the drive she whips down her kecks and presents her target on all fours.

She hears the door open and close . . . and there's a pause . . .

. . .

. . .

'Who the fuck's Bob!?'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# bahahaha
that's a way better version than the one with the guy who puts a big M on each buttock so that he can both be acceptable for his mum and roll over when he needs to be quiet during sex to say "WOW"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so there's this old couple debating whether to get married
and the tricky subject of sex rears its ugly head. The old chap asks Mabel how she feels about conjugals.

"I think I'd like it infrequently." she eventually decides.

"Is that one word or two?"

please feel free to blame mr b3th for that joke, and his vast collection of other equally lame jokes that I get to hear on a very regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary but I fear that this is turning into /talk

EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee

'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'

'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'

'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'

So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious

'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'

'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'

'Yes? YES??'

' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's not like there's anyone here to complain
where is everyone anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you call this a long /board thread?
you clearly need to spend some time during the gayshift :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)