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# so there's this old couple debating whether to get married
and the tricky subject of sex rears its ugly head. The old chap asks Mabel how she feels about conjugals.

'I think I'd like it infrequently.' she eventually decides.

'Is that one word or two?'

please feel free to blame mr b3th for that joke, and his vast collection of other equally lame jokes that I get to hear on a very regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary but I fear that this is turning into /talk

EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee

'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'

'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'

'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'

So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious

'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'

'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'

'Yes? YES??'

' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's not like there's anyone here to complain
where is everyone anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you call this a long /board thread?
you clearly need to spend some time during the gayshift :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)