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[challenge entry] Bindun?



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(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ahhhh shoite!
I missed one!

EDIT: Fixed!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Shhh, no-one noticed....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# noticed what . . . ?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Nothing....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# well done
down up to your usual standard.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
git! thanks! C]:0D

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# she was trying to compliment you
no need to call her a clod. ;-)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# s'alright
I know my place...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I shall never confess how long it took me to get that!

It reminds me of the joke where two wimmins were discussing their waning sex lives and one said 'I got a tattoo of a butterfly on my arse and he can't leave me alone now, why don't you get one?' so the other goes to the tat parlour and asks 'Can you tattoo a butterfly on my arse?'
'Hmmm . . . no, but tell you what, I'll do you a couple of bees for the same price'
'ok, that'll do!'

So she has the tats, goes home and waits and when she hears hubby's car on the drive, she whips down her kecks and presents her target on all fours.

She hears the door open and close . . . and there's a pause . . .

. . .

. . .

'Who the fuck's Bob!?'

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# bahahaha
that's a way better version than the one with the guy who puts a big M on each buttock so that he can both be acceptable for his mum and roll over when he needs to be quiet during sex to say "WOW"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so there's this old couple debating whether to get married
and the tricky subject of sex rears its ugly head. The old chap asks Mabel how she feels about conjugals.

"I think I'd like it infrequently." she eventually decides.

"Is that one word or two?"

please feel free to blame mr b3th for that joke, and his vast collection of other equally lame jokes that I get to hear on a very regular basis.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary, but I fear that this is turning into /talk

EDIT: ok, two old ladies are chatting over their coffee

'it's your wedding anniversary soon, doing anything special?'

'well, it is 69 years, so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'

'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'

So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious

'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'

'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal, we put our favourite record on, had a little dance, a bottle of champagne, we went upstairs and . . .'

'Yes? YES??'

' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's not like there's anyone here to complain
where is everyone anyway?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you call this a long /board thread?
you clearly need to spend some time during the gayshift :-D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# cheaper
than cable
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ?

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i love you!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
Good enough for me!

I shall be posting a Happy Friday song later

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hooray,
i'll be on and off all day but shall be browsing the archives if i do miss it.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hello
Did you once have a large child's car in your living room and post photos of it on here?
Or am I mad?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# yeah,
it turned into my bed:
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# sunny outed as 13 year old girl shocka!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# it was a birthday present!
(although i did choose it over the inflatable racing car)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
oh dear!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i'm just jealous
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Pffft
Fantastic - I want one
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ace
was it newslettered?
why do i remember it?
how would you know?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# it was newslettered yes,
and it was originally in my lounge too.
it came as a ball pit, originally a nightmare to sleep on.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
A wiki post that's actually true!

:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hohohoho!
Very good, David!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# What ho! and Ahoy, Doctor!

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Avast, Doctor!
Long time no deek indeed.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# "Nice move Buck!"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi

bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi

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(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Buck Rogers, you're my kinda guy!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Infinite loop. Error. Does not compute
'Ning!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Please stop
being so bloody funny as it puts the rest of us to shame.

And have a woo while you're at it.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# err . . .
you appeard to've replied to the wrong person . . . C];0)

ta

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)