
when i happened across a public house, as you know i myself shun alcohol as it is a sin, but i stepped inside to warm myself, the barkeep recommend a dark brew of stout to keep out the chill, well before i knew it i had tried as many as 12 or more of this dark beveredge, a fella happened across some glue which he kept in his billards stick case, i glued all the beer mats to the tables plate crockery and glass, we laughed at this jape long and hard, today i was informed by the inn keeper to fuck off, it appears i'm barred, the items are still in place stuck fast to the tables
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Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40,
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an oldy but a goldy - fuck him if he cant take a joke - good thing you dont drink ;)
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Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41,
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he should be grateful, you have thwarted beermat collectors
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