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# Silly JollyJack!
Matter needed for growth cannot be conjured from nowhere!

SCIENCE SAYS NO!

Yay for boobies tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# She sniffed a LOT of catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# From the air
same as trees.


SCIENCE SAYS PERHAPS - WE'D NEED MORE DATA.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# she has the same mass
she's just more volumous. Perhaps there's a breakdown in the strong nuclear force holding the elementry particles together - so you get bigger atoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this would have the problematic side effect that she might explode at any moment
... atomically
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This would also explain the gravity-defying effect!
Lightweight but massive boobies = perky
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# indeed
perhaps we can perform experiments to find the fabled Higgs particle!!

we'll need to get lots more breats to act as the control group.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# SCIENCE?!
burn him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Silly Powerpuff Buy
Matter came from discarded Cilla Black undies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# *bokes*
now I'm going to have that mental image in my head all day...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# THat's not the worst bit
After this post you'll be trying to ignore mental images of a commando Cilla Black!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# awww man
it's all fettid and wrinkly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# and she's beckoning me
in a manner she thinks is seductive... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Alluring you with the few curlies left that are still ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# the low hanging flaps
more orange than pink with a scattering of freckles about the clit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)