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# Those bloody Swiss...

Obviously, if you're going to write to your MP, please use a pencil.

(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# and increase my carbon emissions!?
NO FEAR!

Woo!


(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *parp*

(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Or blood...
though that also involves harm, it gets the message across pretty effectively...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *worships*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# It's good to be back...
How's you oh debbilish one?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# a little stressed
a little sad
and incredibly impatient to be in warmer climes

your dark satanic self?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Umm...
a little stressed - job hunting before the company collapses in on itself

impatient to be in, if not warmer, more interesting climes... But it means losing two bedrooms of house... what to do?

Otherwise, dark and satanic, naturally.

*glomps to alleviate sadness*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *sulphurous smoosh*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ooooo Brimstone!
my favourite!

*glees*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# did you know trelly is terrified of brooms.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Really?
Oh I feel bad choosing this username now...

Not bad enough to change it mind...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Brown ink?
That's just wrong.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# game over, man
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# bastards!!!
i wouldn't mind if only they ate the squid too!!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# we build watches out of them
mushy smelly watches.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# shirley squids can just be milked for ink
humanely, like
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# give em a bit of a fright
and they squirt ink everywhere!
speaks from first hand experience
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Well they need removing from the water...
or the ink is pretty difficult to collect...

I must say, I DO like the idea of being a professional squid milker though...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha
'Quink' is one of those great words which should appear in the OED. Along with 'Gloy'.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ...and Squink?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)