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# What you're suggesting sounds like a good way
to get fired. I wouldn't, if I were you.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You sound like a font of wisdom
How do I get these stains out of my curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Washing curtains, eh?
That sounds like womens work.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# 'ning heffers!!
on your curtains, if you stop wiping yourself on them, the stains won't be there to begin with...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# But it's the one proven method of driving my wife nuts!
I can't seem to do it otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# just go out and get shit-faced every night.
that wind her up too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, but then we're back to stains on the curtains
the sheets, the rug, the towels in the bath, etc. Maybe not this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you don't make it easy do you, you secretor.
how about...
OH!
take up warhammer and spend hundreds of america notes buying it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Or be in a band
that works wonders...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Just working in sales with all the travel it implies
seems to take care of it on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# There is that...
But as with Ives Warhammer suggestion above, you spend a great deal of cash on being in a band as well...

Cash that could be spent on... Well, I've yet to figure that out...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)