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# I know what Magners is really made of


We print and distribute in local pubs as soon as the boss leaves today, is it cruel to send amateur cider drinkers to that site?

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(clowns_pocket, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i was eating my lunch..
now i aint
and i am sad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Don't be sad.
Think of kittens and flowers and the fact that the video is fake (in the sense of it not really being what everyone thinks it is that they eat).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It's easy to say that.
Just the vom to worry about then...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# yes
the asian girl does truely make a wonderfull chocolate mousse...



...from her poophole
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# This will get you arrested
by big fat policemen that want to put their winkies in your bottom hole.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# oh no!
*swallows sick*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no, this isn't the sick swallowing site
it's the shit eating site
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Silly Wasp Box!
They also eat the sick. I can tell you're no shock site expert.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ha, I am caught out
I had obviously shot my load and closed the site before the sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# this one?
http//2cups1girl.com
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Same difference, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# tastes the same for sure
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Eat a lot of shit, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Used to
But I gave up because it made my poo smell bad.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# It'd be cruel if they were good beer drinkers.
But cider drinkers? Go ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yes, don't do it
You're likely to get fired faster than an ill-fated Apollo mission
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# MUM!
can you bleach my brain for me?

although, i'm sure my 20000 pic is no better..
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *tips tub of bleach over son*
...and they say I'm a bad mother!

Btw, it occured to me yesterday that I'm not far off 20k myself (though not as near as you, and I post a whole lot slower ;) ) I'd best get thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *quivers at the thought*
erk!
she's my mum..
i'm a dirty, dirty boy...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Do we get to make suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# down boy!
*throws cold water over heffrey*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ah, that sorts it.
Now I'm just down to DefCon 3
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I have asked for them in the past
But, rather inevitably in retrospect, I just got lots of 'just post naked pictures'

Which, besides not being my style, is certainly something people would regret in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you started the whole thing off
... but to be honest, I don't remember very much of anything any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# that's a very good point

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah, I did
swaying behind a board so I looked naked.
You'd see more even at the most conservative of beaches, but it gave the impression of nekkid, and that's all that matters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Silly costumes, then?
I could think of a few...

And no, I'm not trying to be naughty.
I'm just drawn that way
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Naked, but with a piggy-tail butt plug up your bottom?

It's a bit different, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahah!

...bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# what's there to think about
... although I missed my.. whatever the chuff it was. I forgot that I was stopping posting to make something. Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# JESS-EE-MAH-KAH-KAH-KAH-KAHH!
Because there were no parking spaces at college we had to do an early rekke of the Tubs! \\o/

*is all excitipated*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hahah
I'm travelling to Famp straight from work in the morning so I may look disheveled and not quite with it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Awww!
Bless you! We'll be forgiving!

The Director's seemed particularly toothsome today


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# What's 'toothsome' mean?
Good or bad?

I have to go in a minute, need to go to town and convince the council that I'm not going to court
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# GOOOOD!
and BOO! to your council difficulties! (I read down there!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Meh, it's a pain for now
But I'll know better next time

Ta'rah mister hat, chat to you laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Do it
Magners is rank piss

(but don't come running back if you get sacked!)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# for the love of sanity, your eyes, and all things that don't involve two girls shitting into one cup then eating it
do NOT visit 2girls1cup.com, even though they blatantly had a chocolate mouse enema before filming.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# choclate mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# 0_o
Fucking Richard Gere copycats!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# mousse*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I did wonder...
"ARMAGEDDON"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahah
"In retrospect, lighting the match was a bad idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# "...propelled the rodent out... Like a cannonball"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# It's as easy as pie.
Chocolate mouse enema
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# how can you have an enema with a solid object?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# is that how they did it?
i was too busy wanking feeling ill to think of the physics behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# indeed
and tubgirl uses OJ..
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# so much expertise
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# so much torment.. so much regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Concentrate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# dunno, the current hot topic is:
"With, or without the juicy bits?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# OK, I'll try reall....
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Don't forget the butterscotch sauce mouth spurtings.


Never forget those.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# mmm puts a whole new flavour on werthers
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# amateur cider drinkers?
you mean there are professionals?


Crikey - I'd like to see that Passport Entry

Occupation: Cider Drinker



Burrrrrrp!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
*gets on the job websites*
lets see, qualifications:
i drink 3 or 4 cans of strongbow a night...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# cider is for women
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *grabs back of neck*
what was your username?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# madam
I have no idea about what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the children?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I will.
In a bit, I'm eating at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not sure you can get a couple of lasses
to shit out children and then eat them. That wouldn't be right. Would it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Perhaps they could use
chocolate children?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# oh god,
those sensations lime and coriander poppadoms i had for lunch are trying to put in a reappearence
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What you're suggesting sounds like a good way
to get fired. I wouldn't, if I were you.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You sound like a font of wisdom
How do I get these stains out of my curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Washing curtains, eh?
That sounds like womens work.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# 'ning heffers!!
on your curtains, if you stop wiping yourself on them, the stains won't be there to begin with...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# But it's the one proven method of driving my wife nuts!
I can't seem to do it otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# just go out and get shit-faced every night.
that wind her up too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, but then we're back to stains on the curtains
the sheets, the rug, the towels in the bath, etc. Maybe not this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you don't make it easy do you, you secretor.
how about...
OH!
take up warhammer and spend hundreds of america notes buying it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Or be in a band
that works wonders...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Just working in sales with all the travel it implies
seems to take care of it on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# There is that...
But as with Ives Warhammer suggestion above, you spend a great deal of cash on being in a band as well...

Cash that could be spent on... Well, I've yet to figure that out...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# DDDDONT DO IT!!!!
send them to the youtube reactions sure but that might loose you a lot of custom
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm sure Magner's will love it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Your all Gaymers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Amateur cider drinkers are okay
it's the professional cider drinkers you have to watch out for
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)