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# I'm going away for five days, starting tomorrow...

...so I made this.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# animation???








no
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *waits anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *becomes fan*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Yays! I has a fan! :)
*instantly becomes delusional*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# sorry to pop your bubble,
but that's not what he ment.

His chilhood dream was to become an implement used to induce an airflow for the purpose of cooling or refreshing, and that just happened.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# That was convenient for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# that kinda blows, huh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# you just need to chill down
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# unless.....
extractor fan
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# My GCSE engineering teacher...
...used to fart and then turn on the extractor fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# no wonder the youth of today
are the way they are
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# still blows tho innit (pushes)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# that's from one of Lenin's speeches, isn't it?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I think it was King.
"I have a dream.. That when I grow up.. I will become a teapot."

Something like that, I never paid attention in history class.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# *absorbs knowledge*
b3ta is me prime surce of education
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# he's no mug
delightful
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# short and stout?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# handle and spout?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Sounds
like a crap comedy duo.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# you really want me to whip out my spout?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# *waits*
*anticipates*
*imagines*

5. Spurtage!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# classic freud
it's a desire to be filled up with hot liquids. or possibly to wear ugly woolen vests...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# i myself enjoy the simple act of being a pot head
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# i would too
if the guy in brixton hadnt sold me what has all the strength of lawn clippings. skunk my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# there was a girl at my primary school
who was ruthlessly bullied for wanting to be a horse when she grew up.

the joke's on them, her name was Dee Agostini*.

*- this part is perhaps inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# did you two fall in love?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# my sister was always shouting
she became a little hoarse
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)