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# I hope Bennyhilslovechild haunts you in your dreams
and you have to pick the dry, hardened semen from your hairy navel-area
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Thanks for that!


twunt
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Oh hang on Mr Kick
Shirley nobody deserves lifelong haunting by BHLC.
Not even Prince!
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Now Now Ms Pot!
I find that slightly unfair. Just because I happen to make you wetter than an otter's pocket everytime you think of me. It's not my fault you get a wide on. Don't be bitter. If we lived closer I'd hammer you like a Sutcliffe victim, I told you that - no need to get personal...:)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Oh oops
I didn't realise you were around.

*whistles innocently despite damning evidence*

Now I am moist.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I have that effect on you.
Not my fault I make you run like a tap. I make your nipples harder than Chinese algebra
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# benny hill?
isnt he dead?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# He may be,
But I, Sir, am not!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# thats cool
just checking,
'goes off to investigate source of smell'
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)