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# gaaah! I HATE MY ORIGAMI CLUB!

i run an origami club at my college and everyone who comes is too boring to contemplate!
i drew this to make me feel less annoyed
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# origami club
hatred

spells serial killing, man
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# you know that probably shouldnt sound as tempting as it does
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yeah but think of all the effort
getting rid of evidence

deliberately planting evidence

toying with the police

AND holding down your other essential life activities

it's not for everyone
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# you presume i dont wanna get caught
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# no
quite the opposite!

you have to make them work for it tho

otherwise you'll have the serial killers union onto you

and those are some guys you really don't want to piss off, what with being a group of killing lunatics and all
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# haha
you should start an arsonists club, at least the people won't be boring in that.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# lol i could try and combine it with my fire juggling on a thursday
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# fire juggling ffs.???
Are your parents upper middle class by any chance??

No biggie for me, as long as none of my fucking tax money goes on supporting your adolescent rebellious phase.

Daily Mail rant over/ back to paying 40% in the real world..
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# actually its probably closer to 60% depending on your tax band
i did this in politics yesterday but i dont pay tax :P
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# all the beter
if you are good with playing the forex there's ways to make profit with 0% tax, irrespective of income :)

but I'm too fucking skint to get into that nonsense
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# make origami AK47s
and start an origami rebellion
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# you run a napkin folding class
yet you are surprised by the level of excitement generated by the attendees.
well there's a thing :)

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# the first couple of times there were hot girls
but now there is not :(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# they left when they realised it was folding paper
:)
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# probably he he he
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# And not a fearsome martial art
that could come in handy when warding off attackers.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# i'm so sorry
but this thread is proving to be the funniest thing i've seen on here in ages.
the mental image i now have of a unicycling,fire juggling, paper folder holding court at a college is proving too much for me.
sheehan you are a star, and i raise my hat to you.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# why thank you, i also play ukulele
mainly when im drunk.....
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# STOP!!!!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Ok
If nobody is going to say they have a black belt in origami then I will.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)