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# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ok everyone have a laugh. I'm the only person the runs a hotel that turned up to the Blackpool bash and, sods fucking law, was the only one that got the bed with bedbugs!

I am covered from head to toe in what look like mozzie bites!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwww are you going to report them to trading standards?
or at least take a bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# The worst thing is I had to phone and tell the woman that owned the place.
And she'd just got back from being closed for a week as her mum had died to find the place had been burgled!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ooooooooooooh thats sad
i shouldnt of laughed as much as i did at that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# It was weird though.
She had two yappy dogs that barked every time I came downstairs. Large framed pictures of all her dead dogs in the TV room and as they'd closed for the week previous I was the only person there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# are you sure she wasnt serving man meat for brekfast?
sounds very christopher brookmyre
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Brekkie was yummy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# nah
that would've been an Association of Hotelliers and Hostel Owners conference in the middle of nowhere, and there'd have been loads of them who didn't know each other but were oddly linked in some way
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# brought them with you from your hotel...
how was the bash? thought it'd been quiet here this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I would have been there longer
If I hadn't have popped out and had a dodgy kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# You people are having too many bashes

/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Well it beats having a life:D
Plus it was Verity's 30th
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Ooooh
30th bash or birth year?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# birthday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# oi
i just went on your profile

since when has zoo been deagostini?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Since you loved horses
Ans Zoo have stopped their page:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# ah those both explain it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# a b3tan not loving horses?
UNPOSSIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I'm more a pony person
You don't need a stool when you approach them from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I am very happy with these built-in stilts in my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# poor zoos...
perhaps we should all do some shops of premiership footballers and hollyoaks 'lovelies' to keep them going?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
I hope you don't get scabies or crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Had the latter. That wasn't pleasant:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)