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# Tiger Melon




I finally have irregular access to a scanner. Yayz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# haha
that made me chuckle
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I once watched some excellent porn
which involved a girl sitting on a ledge on the outside of some very tall office block in (probably) Germany having a fiddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I think you'd better give us the title, Miss.
For purely wanking scientific purposes, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# type in 'public' into any online porn thingy (that's almost my hobby)
you're bound to find it eventually.


it could be on one of these three, they're my usual haunts:

redtube.com
youporn.com
gexo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# lets
get searching
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Not me, I'm at work.
I'll try to find it when I get home. If it helps she's ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# that
will indeed help
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# There are indeed some very good
German violinists
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# they are quite skilled on the organ too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# If you look in the background
You can see me smirking and giving a thumbs up to the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Ah well
we've all done that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# look out tiger melon!
window mouth will eat you!



*sings tony hart music*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# DON'T DO IT
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

Or whatever melons do.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# They lurk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Uh oh...
*steps cautiously away from the melons*

Yes, I have melons in my living room*






*Chairs are melons, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Sort of.
Chairs are melons in the same way that voles are Galvatron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Oh that would be SWEET.
*still wishes everything was a transformer*

Still being relatively young has advantages, such as getting away with hoping to see a car turn into a giant robot and have a badass fight with an evil truck-bot.

Unfortunately, I have a feeling I'm past that stage, and people just think I'm weird.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# If you are, that means my 26 year old fiance's fucked.
Bye kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Well, as I still think that sort of thing is cool
Like, to the max..

I think I can let it slide.

Just make sure all of your friends are as crazy as that, and youll be fine =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# its true
for is it not said that nothing lurks like a melon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Like the Sinead O'Connor song, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)