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# They visited a school in Sheffield today apparently.
They're fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# they went to a retirement home in york.
they left several dogs there and stole all the crumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Shit!
I want some crumpets now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# shit!
I also want crumpets now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# shit!
where are the motherfucking crumpets?

the teletubbies have nicked them!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Damn bloody hell and blast
So do I
Hot
Lurpak
Strawberry jam

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
Lurpak real butter
strawberry raspberry jam
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I shall relent on the jam
but not the butter.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Let's have a Crumpet Party!
Or perhaps a Pikelet Party, if you lean that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# apparently?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Well there's only a crater now.
Teletubbies seems the most likely cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# My nana
used to wear a purple teletubbie suit. For her work. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# was she a tellytubby?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# She worked in the
tubes, but I don't know why she had to wear that. She worked at King's Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# that has made me smile
a big smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)