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# loosen the belt and lose the clementine then.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# is 'lose the clementine' a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Not really.
I've never been very good at them. Call a cock a cock, I do.

I was hinting (in not such a roundabout way) that you are in fact, 'pulling a Hutchence'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# aha
gotcha

na, that's not really my thing, behbeh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I could never get it right, it just put me off.
Too worried about dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# not tried
if it ain't broke, don't fix it

wanking is supposed to be fairly straightforward
if you need equipment, you probably ought to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with equipment.
I'm a sexual explorer, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm a sexual armchair philosopher:
lots of opinion, no real practical skills
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# well you've got two bits of proof that show you've got the basics down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# knowing how to boil an egg
doesn't make you a chef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's why you need equipment!
Poles! Straps! Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# It will stop you starving though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Speaking of which, I have pie for dinner.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I had pizza for dinner last night with many, many jalapenos on it before beddybyes
I woke up at 4am and felt like I had swallowed many, many screwdrivers and set squares.

Bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I can't do chilis
Make the poor Captain ill, so they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# not if you run out of eggs
i have no idea what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# You've got years yet.
You'll get bored of omlettes before the end of it, and you'll be surrounded by....chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And empty shells.
And lots of corn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# And a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# it might be worth it in the end then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Can you drive a tractor?
Bet you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# yes
but only a really old forson major
none of your fancy new ones
www.rttuk.co.uk/Assets/Images/fordson_major_large_restored.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# knew you could though.
Ooooh, we've gone all vertical.

*stretches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# You people are weird.
and strangely arousing...

why do you all have to be foreigners and of strange pursuasions?

curse you, foul-handed fate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# We are arousing.
You should see us when we're all in one room. It's like hot sex marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh my!
*has a sit down and a nice cut of tea and tries not to think about marmalade*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I want to join in
on the worlds widest thread!
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# i think you will find, sir
that it is you that is foreign

what, what!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# don't you find
crampons make a terrible mess of the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Manwife makes more of a mess.
He's terrified of the icepick...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha more appropriate
www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post100353
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# it's almost as if
you're proud of that story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# My teenage imagination was being directed into the wrong parts of my brain
I could've been a brain surgeon, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I'm nicking that excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# a joy to behold
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)