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# this can be the intro to your 1960s
style, bewitched themed, b3ta sitcom.


cue music...


dooo doo dee dioo da!

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# you'd be the rogue-ish family member who's always getting me into trouble
*pushes nose side to side with thumb and fore finger*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# why have my feet turned into lamps?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
Oh the turkey is on fire AGAIN Elephant and it's only 10 minutes til my dear partner and important engineer breadwinner returns home, and we've got company, the Mayor, and his raunchy daughter!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# MAMMA MIA!


i'll just take the mayor's jacket and hang on this er...


the coat-rack is now a salmon!?


oooooooh! GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# everyone to the kitchen table!
SACRE BLEU, C'EST UNE DEUX CHEVAUX ET JE SUIS PARLE FRANCAIS!

GRAND-MERE DE CHAUSSURES et LE ÉLÉPHANT DU SOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# mon dieu!!!
(everyone starts laughing and freeze frame)

*cue credits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# *switches over to b3ta+1 to catch the repeat episode*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# with 100% more coarse language.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Will there be nose-wiggling?
edit: Oh, okay, there's some in the post above, but what about actual "fingerless" nose-wiggling?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i don't think there'll be an...
wait, my head, it's a...


a pair of swimming trunks!?

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I suppose that means now we've both got faces with trunks
SUNSHINEEEEEE ELEPHANT HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# my guest today?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# at this point the audience would be fainting
both of us there, probably drinking Brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# in our armchairs
eating children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# mmm succulent.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)