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# Sorry to post text but,
I thought I should let you lot know that I am banning myself from b3ta throughout the Aus weekdays from now on.

Realitty is calling and there are many other issues that I need to attend to right now. Hopefully it sorts out by the new year.

I'll miss you bunch of mis-guided ugly fuckers.

Regards,

SPN
(the bash is still on though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# your presence is important because yes...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# oh no, haha I was mistaken...
HAHA how silly of me, you're just a member of a 60,000 strong messageboard...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# oh I am such a dozy clot
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# "the dozy clot!"
yet another title suitable for a crap swedish cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# oh no I have caughty myself in a sieve
what a wonderful paradox, because the sieve I am holding has caught me in a sieve.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# OH NO I AM SHRINKING FOR AN UNDISCLOSED REASON, OH DEAR I HAVE FALLEN THROUGH MY SIEVE, BUT NOW I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH A BEE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# we share minds, thoughts, passions, handbags and cloaca's
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Would this be like a miniature version of the Thunderdome?
Only... infinite...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# you've caught yourself in a sieve?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# LOL
= D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# can't beat a gauze gag
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *strains*
And poops through the sieve
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# that is youtube material!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# speaking of which
b3ta.com/links/Guy_eats_dog_shit_filled_with_weed
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# this can be the intro to your 1960s
style, bewitched themed, b3ta sitcom.


cue music...


dooo doo dee dioo da!

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# you'd be the rogue-ish family member who's always getting me into trouble
*pushes nose side to side with thumb and fore finger*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# why have my feet turned into lamps?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
Oh the turkey is on fire AGAIN Elephant and it's only 10 minutes til my dear partner and important engineer breadwinner returns home, and we've got company, the Mayor, and his raunchy daughter!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# MAMMA MIA!


i'll just take the mayor's jacket and hang on this er...


the coat-rack is now a salmon!?


oooooooh! GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# everyone to the kitchen table!
SACRE BLEU, C'EST UNE DEUX CHEVAUX ET JE SUIS PARLE FRANCAIS!

GRAND-MERE DE CHAUSSURES et LE ÉLÉPHANT DU SOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# mon dieu!!!
(everyone starts laughing and freeze frame)

*cue credits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# *switches over to b3ta+1 to catch the repeat episode*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# with 100% more coarse language.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Will there be nose-wiggling?
edit: Oh, okay, there's some in the post above, but what about actual "fingerless" nose-wiggling?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i don't think there'll be an...
wait, my head, it's a...


a pair of swimming trunks!?

GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I suppose that means now we've both got faces with trunks
SUNSHINEEEEEE ELEPHANT HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# my guest today?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# at this point the audience would be fainting
both of us there, probably drinking Brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# in our armchairs
eating children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# mmm succulent.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# fuck reality
get a grip you fucking baconfondler!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# and spell the fuck "reality"
right!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i dont give a shit/fuck/rats arse how he spells it
whwy should you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# good luck with everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# ^that
(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# ^bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ^and a portion of chips

(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# ^some gravy, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# ^don't forget the pie
(sbx, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Oh no!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# 'ning sexeh
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# IT WAS YOU
I do not hate whites!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# what?
edit - oh, that. i'd never do anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
As much as I don't believe that..
Howdy anyway!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I am not a racist person, thank you very much.
Anyway, I am of the finest, how've you been keeping?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Very well, thanks,
I'm on the phone though, so I must go
I will be back later!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# kk, I may sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Hope it all works out
Unfortunately this place will still be here for your return....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# ah dooont nooo who ye aaaare
becaase eee hivvent beeen hyar reeesuntleee.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# COME BACK
I think I love you
(Meatfish BAH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# thing thing man
thing thing, that's what it's all about

I wish you thing thing with your thing thing

as they say
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Corpses shall go unsullied
Who wants to replace him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# does the job come with a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# As big as you like
but only if you wear your pants on the outside
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# you really need another aussie...
I fuck the dead, I love 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold

I fuck the dead, I love 'em when you're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold

Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead

Your rotten smell turns me on
I will not admit your gone
I'll lick your lips and eat your maggots too
I'll fuck your ass, your tits and butthole too

I fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead

I fuck the dead, I fuck 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock right through their mold

Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# What a lovely ditty!
James Blunt?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# harlotte hurch!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Ha!
Charlotte Church slips her strap on cock through the mold!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with their morals and their rules
Piling all their problems on my head
Rather go out and FUCK - THE - DEAD

Because I can do what I want and they won't complain

I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead

And I don't even care
How
She died

But I like it better
If she smells of
Famaldahide!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Are you saying you'll just be posting on weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Needs more ..... or so the missus says!
Where's your bash?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# All the best matey
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# See you in the new year
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# since when does australia have weekdays?
this is all lies, so get your saggy ass back on the board!

understood, see you when we can. be well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)