Sorry to post text but,
I thought I should let you lot know that I am banning myself from b3ta throughout the Aus weekdays from now on.
Realitty is calling and there are many other issues that I need to attend to right now. Hopefully it sorts out by the new year.
I'll miss you bunch of mis-guided ugly fuckers.
Regards,
SPN
(the bash is still on though)
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:59,
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Realitty is calling and there are many other issues that I need to attend to right now. Hopefully it sorts out by the new year.
I'll miss you bunch of mis-guided ugly fuckers.
Regards,
SPN
(the bash is still on though)
oh no, haha I was mistaken...
HAHA how silly of me, you're just a member of a 60,000 strong messageboard...
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01,
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"the dozy clot!"
yet another title suitable for a crap swedish cartoon
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03,
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oh no I have caughty myself in a sieve
what a wonderful paradox, because the sieve I am holding has caught me in a sieve.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:03,
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OH NO I AM SHRINKING FOR AN UNDISCLOSED REASON, OH DEAR I HAVE FALLEN THROUGH MY SIEVE, BUT NOW I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH A BEE
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04,
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Would this be like a miniature version of the Thunderdome?
Only... infinite...
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04,
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this can be the intro to your 1960s
style, bewitched themed, b3ta sitcom.
cue music...
dooo doo dee dioo da!
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:04,
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cue music...
dooo doo dee dioo da!
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
you'd be the rogue-ish family member who's always getting me into trouble
*pushes nose side to side with thumb and fore finger*
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:06,
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Oh the turkey is on fire AGAIN Elephant and it's only 10 minutes til my dear partner and important engineer breadwinner returns home, and we've got company, the Mayor, and his raunchy daughter!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:09,
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MAMMA MIA!
i'll just take the mayor's jacket and hang on this er...
the coat-rack is now a salmon!?
oooooooh! GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:11,
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i'll just take the mayor's jacket and hang on this er...
the coat-rack is now a salmon!?
oooooooh! GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
everyone to the kitchen table!
SACRE BLEU, C'EST UNE DEUX CHEVAUX ET JE SUIS PARLE FRANCAIS!
GRAND-MERE DE CHAUSSURES et LE ÉLÉPHANT DU SOL
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14,
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GRAND-MERE DE CHAUSSURES et LE ÉLÉPHANT DU SOL
mon dieu!!!
(everyone starts laughing and freeze frame)
*cue credits*
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14,
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*cue credits*
Will there be nose-wiggling?
edit: Oh, okay, there's some in the post above, but what about actual "fingerless" nose-wiggling?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:07,
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i don't think there'll be an...
wait, my head, it's a...
a pair of swimming trunks!?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:08,
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a pair of swimming trunks!?
GRANDMAAAAAAA OF SHOES!
I suppose that means now we've both got faces with trunks
SUNSHINEEEEEE ELEPHANT HOUR
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:12,
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at this point the audience would be fainting
both of us there, probably drinking Brandy.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18,
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i dont give a shit/fuck/rats arse how he spells it
whwy should you?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:14,
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Haha
As much as I don't believe that..
Howdy anyway!
How are you?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:18,
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Howdy anyway!
How are you?
I am not a racist person, thank you very much.
Anyway, I am of the finest, how've you been keeping?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19,
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Very well, thanks,
I'm on the phone though, so I must go
I will be back later!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:21,
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I will be back later!
Hope it all works out
Unfortunately this place will still be here for your return....
;-)
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10,
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;-)
ah dooont nooo who ye aaaare
becaase eee hivvent beeen hyar reeesuntleee.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:10,
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thing thing man
thing thing, that's what it's all about
I wish you thing thing with your thing thing
as they say
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:20,
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I wish you thing thing with your thing thing
as they say
As big as you like
but only if you wear your pants on the outside
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:24,
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you really need another aussie...
I fuck the dead, I love 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold
I fuck the dead, I love 'em when you're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Your rotten smell turns me on
I will not admit your gone
I'll lick your lips and eat your maggots too
I'll fuck your ass, your tits and butthole too
I fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
I fuck the dead, I fuck 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock right through their mold
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:23,
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I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold
I fuck the dead, I love 'em when you're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock through their mold
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Your rotten smell turns me on
I will not admit your gone
I'll lick your lips and eat your maggots too
I'll fuck your ass, your tits and butthole too
I fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
I fuck the dead, I fuck 'em when they're cold
I fuck the dead, I slide my cock right through their mold
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Fuck the dead, fuck the dead, fuck the dead, I fuck the dead
Ha!
Charlotte Church slips her strap on cock through the mold!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30,
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Never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with their morals and their rules
Piling all their problems on my head
Rather go out and FUCK - THE - DEAD
Because I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care
How
She died
But I like it better
If she smells of
Famaldahide!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30,
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Piling all their problems on my head
Rather go out and FUCK - THE - DEAD
Because I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care
How
She died
But I like it better
If she smells of
Famaldahide!