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# Youth?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I think I'm younger than him.
And that many cakes would turn me into a sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# This destroys my theory, then.
I think I'm older than both of you. I appear to still be able to buy children's clothes and fit them, though.

I appear to be doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Are you a dwarf?
I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'm only little in one department.
The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?
Where is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# THE INTERNETS.
Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.

Well, it works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Really?
Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ignore him
Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Guaranteed positive response.
Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I'll field this one...
Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.

Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# no
top trump

'is he gay'

and yes he is. raging.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I thought that was more of a sister question?
Followed by inexplicable crying.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# it was
but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# no,
i'm a frail old 27 year old... nearly 28!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You are nearly out of the 'year of death' woods!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Just don't go anywhere near shotguns.
Or heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Or vomit in the lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# If you see lungs filled with vomit, do not approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# In case of vomit, smash lungs with axe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# :D
Please put that on a t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *puts*
Bah, if only.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Easily done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# or autoasphyxiation

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# We were discussing that last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# only discussing? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yes, as it was me and Micto
And, whilst he may have got further with me than anyone else on the board, we're not quite at that level.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# O_o
details!
*gets pen&paper*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, he just grabbed my busters at the meet, that's all.
Nothing exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# muuuuhhh
and here I was thinking.......
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ah, the year of death
i believe people even had a countdown clock going while doherty was 27
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Ever optimistic...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)