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# Far too fluid


I mean


Is that what it looks like, cos I wouldn't know....?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# after the 5th shot, yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you need to see an opthalmist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ophthalmologist perhaps?
Optometrist?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# eye doctor
...and less insubordination matey, or it's the paddle for you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Promises promises
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ok bosun, hold her down..
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *holds her bosuns*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Wahey!
Who's the bosun?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# that'll be me too
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Fantastic
*submits*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *spanks* *whips* *kisses it better*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# don't ask me to post
if you don't want me to see!

I just walked into something far too disturbing for a family affair.
(chrissizmissiz likes the coffee Revels, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *giggles*
B3ta, meet my little sister :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# is it "bring your family day"?
*waits for ives' mum*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Highly irresponsible elder sister
introducing her to an environment like this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# it's like real life

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Nah
just come in his other eye . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# angry pirate
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *kicks in shin*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# harrrrrr
that be mi wooden leg!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# dammit
now I've got a splinter
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# it REALLY hurts
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Twig's got a splinter?
Oh the ironing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# arrr
poor lad be thee sez I. I'll get Wooden Face John The Scurvey Sea Rat o' The Spanish Main to have a look at it with his vanity case.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# But the right colour.
Do you know, I've never seen proper white jizz except in porn? NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# It's the bones they put in the food


What? If it works for dog shit....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# what colour have you seen?????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# all the colours of the rainbow!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Captain wow's partner needs to get to a clinic QUICKLY
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# or stop sticking felt tipped pens up his bum
but who can resist doing that?

*squirms*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# big fat magic markers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# see through.
On pretty much every bloke I've ever been with, and due to going to Aylesbury's equivalent of St Trinians, that's quite a significant amount.

Well, see through to slightly milky. Never proper white though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# there are white bits in it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I've not looked *that* closely, it has to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# erm....neither have I
damn!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# tie their hands behind their back and don't touch them for a week or two
that'll help :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Like I could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# well part one maybe
part two???? about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)