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# what about those chaps in afria that don't like cow
what about them?

'It's for your own good! COW!!'
'but.. I..'
'COW!!'
'we can't actually..'
'COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW' *FINGERS IN EARS* 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

this is how I feel it is organised

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# please set up a charity! it would be hillarious
the discomeats foundation for.... has a certain ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# sadly I think this is how most charities are organised
ngo: "PLANT BANANAS!"
farmguy: "we are poor, bananas are for kids, we need a little help to be self sufficient"
ngo: "BANANAS!!!"
*cue steel drums*
ngo: "BANANAS!! BANANAS!! BANAAAAAANAS!"
farmguy: "we're going to starve, then die"
*music continues*
ngo: "BAAAAAAAANANANAS!"
*music stops*
ngo: "So, you now understand why you grow bananas?"
farmguy: "they rot your teeth too"
ngo: "look, you are going to grow these monsanto donated sexually inert bananas"
farmguy: "but.. how"
*steel drums restart*
ngo: "BAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *breathes in* "naaaaaaANANANANANANANANANAS!!"
farmguy: "fuck this, I go back to selling poppies"
ngo: "Don't forget the bananas!"

no, I don't know what the point I'm trying to make anymore is but I do remember some dude saying "they told us to grow bananas, bananas are for kids, we need food!"

*drops dead* (banana poisoning)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# **gives all my money to bannandaid**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# yeah we can get some self righteous twat to set up a concert for it
just think of the royalty potential :D

oh yeah and like, might manage a donation of £50 to um.. er.. foreignlandia or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# DRAW THIS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# it's too hard
I can't draw fresh fruit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Concise history of African aid there I think
more or less.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# yes
pretty much

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)