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# it's not quite like social-networking friends
it's more about being privy to what other people click on - if you and i were friends (fat chance) i'd be able to view everything you clicked 'i like this' to.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# ooooh
what other shiny features does it bestow?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# press buttons
find out
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# but change scares me
i ask people what's inside rooms before i enter them. i ask people which floor the elevator is going to first before i get in, and all the heights of all the waiters and waitresses at restaurants in decreasing order before i go inside.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# thats cos you're a weird fucker
(p.s. we're officially b3ta friends now)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:00, archived)
# That's legally binding in some countries, you know.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# i'll legally bind you in a minute.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# hoho.
*assumes the position*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
#
go into doggie submission
wash your hands three times a day
always do what your mother would say
brush your teeth in the following way
wash your hands three times a day
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:05, archived)
# i don't know if it's official yet
now it looks like you're a fan

but in a second...


now i've got SIX FRIENDS!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# sexytime!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# uh you guys wanna like come over and watch some tv or something?
i'm getting some beers
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:03, archived)
# are these... okay, this bag is full of black dildos.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# once you open the bag it's way too late



(anyway i'm going to head out for the night. peace everyone).
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)