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[challenge entry] I don't care if you can destroy me with your mind canon - you're not leaving until we've managed to get your emissions down to acceptable levels (said the test centre WHICH IS ALSO A TRANSFORMER)!

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
EMIT THIS

*fires*
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha!
excellent! I love the frustrated pre-tantrum posture! *clicky-wick*
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Heh
don't forget to check his headlights are correctly aligned.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *draws in air through teeth*
new bulbs need to be ordered from the Transformers home planet, that's going to take a few weeks, your radiator needs a new unicorn, they only come from the land before time, that's going to require an expedition to the centre of the Earth, funding applications for them take 6 months... you're going to be here for a while.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# And those brake pads...
couldn't let you off the forecourt with a clear conscience mate.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *shakes head*
which cowboy have you had around here? This tree's almost out of pine fresh smell!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# YOU DID MY LAST MOT YOU LARCENOUS BASTARD!!

aicmfp
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *Destroys with mind cannon*
*leaves*

Bloody emission levels!
Gives me headaches.

:(
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# the irony is
he transforms into a toast rack and is exempt from the M.O.T AND road tax!!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Woo! unt Yay!


(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)