how can you be curtain?
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Sunshine Elephant,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42,
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Pull yourself together!
Sorry I didn't mean to be a pane . . .


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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I'd spang you on the head, hard.
but you're probably wearing a pelmet, anyway.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47,
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If you spanged me twice
I'd have that double glazed over look


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52,
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It's not worth the tassel
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55,
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