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# Never go on a blind date in Venice


please excuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# She can see right through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# poke her in the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# How do you make a Venetian blind?
Stab him repeatedly in the eyes with a white-hot set of car keys
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# it would just melt the plastic of mine and burn my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i absolutely love your name very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# it took me a very looooooooooong time
I though she was waiting alone, for the blind guy ha dfallen in a canal.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Does that happen alot?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# you have to scuba dive in order to see blind venetian!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# his name is Kurt N.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Nope.
She went of her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Pfftt...

* I havn't heard that joke of seconds....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Mornington sonic

* bollocks, it's noon isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
That seemed to take to long
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I should have posted an "awful pun" warning
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# i need to get my eyes checked.
this is teh woo
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# good thinking batman
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
HE'S GOING TO DRAPE HER!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# how can you be curtain?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Pull yourself together!
Sorry I didn't mean to be a pane . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I'd spang you on the head, hard.
but you're probably wearing a pelmet, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# If you spanged me twice
I'd have that double glazed over look


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# It's not worth the tassel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Is that Alanis of Morrissette?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# No.
Ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# dunno...
Just a random "woman stood up at meal" according to Jupiter Images...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Blimey, she has fell on hard times then.
In my day she was some sort of angst-ridden rock/pop starlet.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# shame on me.
Took me too long to figure it out.
btw *spangs!* :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)