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# brandish is an extremely fine word
it's easily as good as 'hamfisted'
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Nothing more satisfying than calling someone
a 'hamfisted buffoon of the first water'
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# that would be so appropriate
when some muppet completely destroys a desk or shelving containing items due to incompetence

"YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON!"

it's perfect
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# "YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!"

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# "YOU FUCKING SHITTY HAMFISTED BUFFOON AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!"
:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# MY MAGNETS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# fucking magnets
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
this is genius
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# this causes me to spurt glee into various glass recepticles
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha !

i have more
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# more magnet!
more!!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Fecking marvelous!!
I laughed like a loon at the ending! MAGNETS FTW!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I can't help but reading that as "hamstified" everytime

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# now that is a weapon of a mad scientist
"Ah, Mr Bond, you will soon be hamstified"
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# cocoa on desk time.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# "Do you expect me to pork?"
"No, I expect you to pie, Mr. Bond."
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# then he pulls out his scotch pie
and greggs him in the face

:D
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hmmm hamfisted
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha, it gets worse than that
google for "edward penishands"

:)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)