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# my new favourite word
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's an excellent word
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# HEWWO!
Lovely new baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# It is!
Needs a bit of a setup, but it sounds great =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# is your new baby a guitar? If so, can i see it preeze?
I have just bought a new guitar and it's lovely but I'm getting tired of waiting for it to arrive. :( I'm hoping for some vicarious sexual guitar gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *skulks around nearby*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
ish o
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
b n
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Rado?
oh I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
I don't
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# RADISH
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# it means
'a bit like a brand', doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# No.
It's a drink similar to Hennessy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# LOL! Loverly!
I like finding new slightly skewed words to drop into everyday chat too!

I'm still a fan of Braw! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# b3ta words I use in everyday conversation:
braw
spang
gnops (ie: 'shut your mouth, gnopsface')

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Lully keeps dropping into mine
but I keep trying not to 'cos folks look at you dead strange!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *Looks at dead strange*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I wonder where the live stranges are....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# That is a question you must never ask...
...if you know what's good for you that is...

*Wields asparagus in threatening manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# HAH! Lucky for me, I LOVE asparagus.
*draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *sniff*
what smells funny?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Your mum.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# What!? My Mother was a saint!!
Oh lordy, now see what you've done, now I must go (try and) make a Zoidberg icon...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *Pulls out gun and shoots*
Ha!

*Spontaneously dies in an embarrassing fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# cutlass !
you can brandish one of those
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Stop trying to make this relevant to the pic!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# how exactly
do you pronounce gnops?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I pronounce it with a silent g.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you
I never thought about actually saying it. I shall attempt to use it in conversation forthwith.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# brandish is an extremely fine word
it's easily as good as "hamfisted"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Nothing more satisfying than calling someone
a 'hamfisted buffoon of the first water'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# that would be so appropriate
when some muppet completely destroys a desk or shelving containing items due to incompetence

"YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON!"

it's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# "YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!"

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# "YOU FUCKING SHITTY HAMFISTED BUFFOON AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# MY MAGNETS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
this is genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# this causes me to spurt glee into various glass recepticles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha !

i have more
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# more magnet!
more!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Fecking marvelous!!
I laughed like a loon at the ending! MAGNETS FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I can't help but reading that as "hamstified" everytime

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# now that is a weapon of a mad scientist
"Ah, Mr Bond, you will soon be hamstified"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# cocoa on desk time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# "Do you expect me to pork?"
"No, I expect you to pie, Mr. Bond."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# then he pulls out his scotch pie
and greggs him in the face

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hmmm hamfisted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha, it gets worse than that
google for "edward penishands"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)