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[challenge entry] 'I've had enough!*...

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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# nice one, jolly northerner
'audi'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Good eve' sir.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Well, you can stop eating for a start
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I need chocolate now!
If you're a chocoholic, like me, never google chocolate bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Ever-'ning sah :)

Dairy Milk barely has enough 'chocolate' in it to deserve the name, nevermind kill the pooch!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, but dogs are greedy bastards, innit
they'd probably manage to eat enough of it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# My dog once ate a whole packet of Penguins when he was a young 'un left alone in the car
Wrappers and all.
We only realised because he was wagging his tail hard enough to have his own percussion section, ears down. And we eventually found a tiny corner of the outer wrapper under one of the seats and checked for it in the shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i bet he was pooing out wrappers all week
like when my cat ate tinsel at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Shiny shit!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# True.
I tried a lindt 85% cocoa bar once.
That nearly killed me!!
Fooking strong choccie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i tried some raw cacao beans
tasted a bit manky
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# awww bless!!!!
and a valid animal welfare point too boot.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# are there any animals
apart from humans which can eat chocolate safely?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hippos.
shouldn't think the odd bar of turkish delight would trouble a hippo much.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yeah, but weight for weight?
what's the ld50 of turkish delights for hippos?
*hmmm... experimentises*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# it's of no matter
any amount is no trouble to a hippo.
chewing gum on the other hand causes all manner of problems if swallowed, by both humans and hippos, it tangles in your tummy tubes and strangles you from the inside. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
That took me too long...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)