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[challenge entry] A quick and durty one before I have to go away and do something useful with my day:


And now, thought Donald, it was all just a question of waiting...

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ha, I've seen the result of this first-hand
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Did it grow back?
Your hand, I mean...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# in a way
a carpet-beater grew there instead
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# At least no-one will confuse you with Jeremy Beadle.
But do they just tell you to 'beat it' all the time?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I consider this to constitute doing something useful with your day.
woo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# thin sliced donald!!
mmm-mm!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hey!
Did you check your board stats?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I AM KING OF B3TA!!
=D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# And it looks like you got there on my back
...from the looks of your so-called random quote
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# heffers!
i don't know what you mean....

NOW BOW TO ME OR DISPAIR!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# DIS-PAIR?
You mean you want me to become single again? Or to seperate my cleavage?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# seperate your clevage.
lose the moobs!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Aw.
They're my brest feature, though.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# oh,
give us a little wiggle then...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# 'Do'? 'Useful'?
I do not understand...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# NOOOOOooooo
:D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)