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[challenge entry] Thank God for internet memes!


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EDIT: Am I the only one who knows 'Every Time you masturbate, God Kills a Kitten'?

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(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Cor, is that kitten about to wank itself to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Best death ever?
Best death ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Not quite.
What happens to kittens when you masturbate?
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# They get full?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# They
get all sticky
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ^this
amazingly if you fling them at the ceiling, they will stay there if you've released enough load on them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# is that jade goody on the front of the mag ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hope not!
For the kitten's sake...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# that one
loves pussy
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# What a way to go...
'Cept of course he'll have to do the deed 9 times before he finally snuffs it...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)