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# No one squints like this man...
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *squints
sort of jack nicholson, sort of not.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Beckham surely?



(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
# beckham, beckham, where dah live? steatham?
that's for the wankaas!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# is there life on mars?
is there life in beckham?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# 'ello, john,
got a new motor?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you're absolutely right.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# that's because
he's not squinting, he's rolling his eyes.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# oooh,
I was just about say that since nothing's been posted for about an hour, here's a paint-cat:

woo!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
# rabbitcat!
he looks almost edible!
then again, i like haggis.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# in the same way that Bodyshop soap always looks edible ?
And haggis doesn't
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# i hate bodyshop soap!
its delicious smells are far too deceptive!
and yes, haggis may look like a giant boiled testicle, but it tastes lovely.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# boil in the bag kebab really
/never even seen a wild haggis
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# not kebabby at all
they're spicy and nice, not like mummified skin grafts, which is what kebabs are, that's why they only look good when you're drunk.
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# You're only sposed to eat them when you're drunk!!!


unless your in Greece!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i once bought 2 of the stick-type kebabs in spain
and held them on my head. i then ran down the street, pretending to be a bull and chasing 2 elderly scottish ladies who were as drunk as i was.
good times, good times ;)
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Pokémon?
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ren Hoek!!!!




(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# woo to ren!
you sick, little monkey, i will kill you!!!
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# oh yeah,
subconcious colouring choice
(, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)