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# hungover?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I was, now I'm alright, a tad sneezy mind.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# i'm feeling good.
buying some new shoes today, and enjoying my advent calendar fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# this is probably my favourite free online one this year:
www.tate.org.uk/adventcalendar/2007/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ace cheers, I'll keep pop that in my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i'm quite disturbed as a comparison to last year's
www.tate.org.uk/adventcalendar/2006/

where door number one is the same picture. but chosen by a different person.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I will be most upset if tomorrow reveals any of the same ones as last year.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I got some through the post yesterday, SHOES!
one of the pubs last night played christmas music intertwined with Sugababes and Rick Astley, it was like a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ah my local hasn't got christmas music on it's jukebox yet!
i was dissapointed, we have a kitty for playing twenty three tracks in a row when it arrives, including all three band aid's back to back, greg lake's macabre piece and the greatest christmas song of all time, that avid merrion one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# pffft I imagine you do it to clear the pub so you can play the pool table all night?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# that and to
listen to the greatest genre of music ever.

i was thinking there's also a huge niche in the 'new year's eve' themed music too, think about it, all somebody has to do is make a fairly successful track about a new year eve's party and it'll be played everywhere for centures.

b3ta should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# throw in a countdown at the 4 minute mark and then a cowbell solo for two minutes and you can't fail
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *polishes cowbell and countdown clock*
time to rock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *grabs guitar and hardhat*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Isnt this essentially Auld Lang Syne?
I know it's Scottish, but be fair
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# there's no lyrics in it about drinking without caution,
vomitting and having arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# or wearing a cone on your head that 5 minutes earlier was used in a hilarious 'urinating into a cone' incident
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# it's new year's eve
there's a time to drink regardless
on new year's eve, we'll start and fight and think a lot less
and in this house of booze we can urinate in a cone
throw it on our head, minutes later, on new year's eve...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# someone else can sing all that,
i've shotgunned dizzee's rap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# spare a thought this night for the deprived
if you were a designated driver would you survive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pissed up and our of your tree
you've figured out the cone was wet from pee
find a girl to put your bits in
can't find a condom... look a plastic bag in that bin.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Time to bring Auld Lang Syne into the 21st century?
Go forth, you cowbell pioneers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# for years, i thought the song was called "old man's wine"
so maybe it could be adapted in that direction?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's in the subtext
May auld aquaintance be forgot
due to the massive 3 day bender you're in the middle of
And never bought to mind
the only thing you're bringing is the last half bottle of Bells, up, through your eye sockets
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# beware of those sneezes!
this year's flu is on the rampage and it's a nasty one! i've had it for over a week and i'm so stuffed up i've gone partially deaf! lots of fluids and chicken soup for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)