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[challenge entry] Ho ho fucking ho!

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Hahaha aww :(
Well b3ta, that's me done for the night.
Unfortunately for you, I'll be back tomorrow.
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I'd be
happy if my wife used her mouth every now and then ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
And I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Ta!
Don't you talk about my wife like that!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# HaPeeBidetWW
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Cheers,
Bun, I'm half way to steamy-drunk-buckets :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# only halfway :O

*hibernates for the rest of the winter*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yip, I've
had the first half pint of shandy and I'm about to down the oth.....hic :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Was it.....


*shudders*
was it lemonade shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I canny
member...Ah luvs you, big man, yoos always takes care o' me


*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:59, archived)
# aaww, it's midnight
your candle has gone out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# God,
you sound like my wife!

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)
# why?
what do you do to her with your candle???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Nothing,
I'm not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)
# heheheh
that proves i'm not your wife, i don't say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Before I go, happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)
# *scoffs*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# "Chrismas?"
Woo regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:53, archived)
# It's a cheap card
Made in China
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:54, archived)