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[challenge entry] Single Parent Chavscum Christmas Wishes


Sometimes the thought of this is the only thing that makes me feel better about the little shits...

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Posh Spice ftw:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I pondered if using that particularly famous chav name would confuse matters
but honestly, there's one chavling down my street called that!

At least he didn't get called Romeo I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Control your Syndrome! It was trying to shag my lef!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# It's my other half who thought of that,
'Can I get a dog and call it Syndrome, so I can shout "Down Syndrome!!" at it all day!?'

I thought maybe not, once I stopped laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Well you could call it
With-the-system!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# how on earth did she get the nickname "posh"?
it's a mystery to me.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I assume they named each other amongst themselves
so presumabley to the spicegirls, that's posh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# that or marketing
but it went to her head

edit: I misread chavling as chavving, from the verb to chav.

chavving down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
#
I believe they were given those names by Smash Hits and they hated them

/can't believe I actually know this blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That has to win!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Posted at this hour on Saturday!?
I very much doubt it!

I just wanted to get that off my chest, currently listening to the little cash cows trashing the street again as we speak...

Can we not raise the time limit for abortions to about 8 years?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *I* wouldn't be posting at this hour on a Saturday
if it wasn't for my fucking sister, actually calling us at TEN AM! TEN FUCKING AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# We have a next door neighbour who moved in about 2 years ago and has a small child who is 'special'
she wakes every morning at 6 and communicates only in screams and banging her toys repeatedly against our adjoining wall, luckily for us her bedroom wall is directly joined to ours, and on weekends and national holidays we are furthermore lucky to have her all day every day till she sleeps, about 8pm, and she never stops screaming...

I've tried every authority and social service, there is nothing anyone can do about it, we live with it for the rest of our lives here, or we move.

I win.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)