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# I just wrote a screenplay for a new flintstones movie
its 20 years after the cartoon, pebbles and bambam are engaged. one night betty catches barney nude on webcam with a 13 year old girl and kicks him out of the house. so then barney goes drunk to see pebbles and ends up sleeping with her. so yeah he starts having an affair with pebbles right, then bambam finds out, and he's waiting in pebbles' apartment for her and barney to come home so he can kill them both. meanwhile, pebbles has run to fred and wilma after barney tried to rape her in the car, and freds all like oh im gonna kill him and pebbles says hes probably at her place. so fred goes over, and he enters, and its all dark inside, then suddenly the room lights up and a gunshot is heard, and the light comes on and fred has been shot by bambam, then barney comes in blind drunk and wrestles with bambam for the gun and accidentally shoots bambam and then he shoots himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# :O
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)
# bindun.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:40, archived)
# !
Get my lawyer on the phone. I forgot how to dial.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# have you sent it to hanna-barbera?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yes, I delivered it personally to both of them in their office
They called security and had me removed. They must have been raped as children, its the only explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# send it to the Family Guy writers, it's right up their street :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# it's very robot chicken too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)
# True. Robot Chicken is a bit of a rip-off of Adam&Joe's toy stuff, but I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# that's because Robot Chicken is funny at least most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Mr Slate bukkake
for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Sir, this is serious art, I will not sullie it with forced sex-scenes for some cheap press
forced-sex scenes on the other hand..
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:54, archived)
# YES!
That fucking OWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:48, archived)
# am this maths exam?
'cause the drawings cool!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Yes it is.
And thanks!
It has Wilma in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# oh there she is!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Thassa pretty cool
Here's a couple of work in progress doodles I did at work...

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:25, archived)