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# Need a wee!

Anyone that's desperately looking for a Wii in North Manchester might like to know that Gamestation have some in stock in Bury. Controllers, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# He seems to have a nice trick for making it come out of his head
lucky boy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Pfffttt...
*come out of his head

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Poor fella!
Needs a nose!
He obviously can't breathe!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I've been reading about parents paying £2k for Wiis for their kids for Christmas.
Parents, repeat after me:

'No, you whining little shit. Be grateful for your satsuma.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I used to get satsumas
I got 3 the other day and was excited =]

I'm still saving them..

*is clearly a bit of an orange fiend*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Oh I love oranges.
I keep looking for a shampoo that properly smells exactly like them, but then I'd probably eat myself bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Don't Original Source do one?
I've got one that's coconut and avocado
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Doesn't smell properly orangy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I can't have fruity smelling stuff
Because I use loads of it in one go to try and smell like a walking mango.

To be fair, it's a fucking ace few hours when everything around me has a nice fruity aura.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Yum
My shower gel is nice- milk and honey, so all the gods want to eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I love that stuff
I haven't had any interesting toiletries for a while =[

The last interesting thing I bought like that was cinnamon toothpaste, and that was about a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oo I used to get a satsuma in my sock
and a 50p piece

then I'd sit in a cupboard and look at it obsessively like Gollum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# So what's changed then?
Nothing. You just do that with sock fluff now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah
but that's those parents who have to BUY their kids love and respect, not like those good parents who get it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I'm going to beat my kids until they love me.
With a plank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'm not having any
can i beat yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Depends, what's it worth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
*flashes*

that's gotta worth at least one clip round the ear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I bought a Wii
because I wanted one as well. The kids will be lucky if they get a look in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Are these parents too dumb to pick one up for £250 on eBay?
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Twould appear so, yes.
I don't care, my chief concern is the lovely new (FREE) PS3 sat at my house with no bloody games to play on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Don't worry, little big planet is only a year away!
Maybe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# If you don't pee, do you get a goiter?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Are goiters warm?
They're the big fat neck things, yes? Are they like scarves?

*doesn't go for a wee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# In theory...
No.

Not in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# :-(
*sticks with lovely warm bench cardi*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# what, those throwing hoop thingies?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# If so, George Lucas hasn't peed
for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# no, that's a goatee!
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Goiter or fat neck? You decide.
www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/GeorgeLucas.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# A little from column A
okay, a LOT from column A.

And several helpings from column B too.

I wonder what he'd look like with no beard. the man has no jawline at *all*!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Probably like this
www.b3ta.com/board/7861805
only pinker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)