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# *touches my lady bits*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# It's amazing what you can but on the internet these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Why do I have lady bits? =[
I was happy with my not-so-manly bits =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war
In company ladies may say, that man's passion and ability is much more important, than the size of his love stick.
But we all know, that privately, they maintain the opposite!
The truth is that massive pen!s is more strong and arousing!

MegaDik will help you to become more competitive as a lover!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# As soon as I saw the word pen!s, I knew what was coming
And nearly giggled myself off the sofa =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Furthermore, according to Pearl A Broussard
Santa will bring more length and strength to your willy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Well, I have no need for that now.
I am all girly now.

I just need to harvest a pair of moobs and I'm set for life.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Grow some Snoobs instead...
they're like moobs, but colder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)
# This sounds like a job for SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *Also but's Pineapples Lady bits*
Teh internet is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Stop butting them!
Now they are ladylike, nobody gets anything out of it, other than mild bruising.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Some say that's the best kind of bruising there is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# apart from fake bruises done in crayon to get your stepdad into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)