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# It's the perfect gift for Christmas...
... just like every other fucking DVD and CD advertised on Tv at the moment...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# it's a return to the days of Willie Carson
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# So THAT's why Segal doesn't wear his hair down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ARF!
He'd be so much better in the houses of Parliament...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Chuck Norris on the other side
''Well I put it to you sir, that I am going to lay some of this lovely smackdown on you.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# The Rock as the Speaker.
"ORDER! ORDER! Now, can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# He's not called the rock anymore
he's an ac-TOR now...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# God I want to kill her.
I wish I knew why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# cos she slept with Cliff Richard?
and you wanted him pure for yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# because she shagged Cliff Richard
which is as close as you can get to not actually having a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Fuck it, I bet he's a right dirty bastard.
Roman showers and all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Cliff's not gay by the way...
He's just slept with a couple of men who are.

/I have my sources blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# You can be straight and indulge in roman showers.
Women have gullets too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yes, I know this...
but I just thought I'd say, for the record like... he's definitely not gay. Nosiree.

www.roman-showers.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I'm not clicking that at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# haha
it's very very SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha, awesome.
Bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Yup, 100% work safe.
Unless you work in France.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Do I look like I've hung myself?
Must not be in France then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *prods with stick*
Right you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)
# THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)
# what's a roman shower?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Google is your friend.
Sexual activity involving vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# that's all I need to know.
Not googling that at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Ahhhh
Yeah- make a girl give you head, then force her head down your cock until she voms on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I just typed 'Cliff Richard's Anal Pear Orgy' into Google Images
and got a picture of Alan Rickman

*confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# That's some SCAREY piss . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# "The perfect gift for christmas"
I suppose they cant really say "The perfect gift for someone you dont really want to buy a present for but have to spend at least a tenner on every sodding year"

It's all about selling the sizzle not the steak. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# just give them half a £20 note
and the other half next year
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *adopts this fine strategy*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# The gift that keeps giving
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Brilliant! :D
have a *click*, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pfft
I hate DVD games. They make me want to hurt people =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)