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# Pffffftt
All TV property programmes are like this...



*imagines a 3-some with her and kirstie Allsop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)
# er, just back in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Kirstie
she's another one. I so would, and I dont really know why, because letsface it, shes a bit of a chunk.

/truffle shuffles off the property ladder
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Ah now...
Kirstie I can agree with you on.

and I also have no idea why, it's not the size that puts me off, it's the pasty skin and tory scum voice... And yet...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah, i wasnt saying
teh fat is so horrendous i couldn't manage, im just saying that considering she is a larger lady a LOT of men like her. She's a lady bear (can any lesbians please correct me if they already have a name for lady bear types?)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# come on,
she's not that fat. only if all you compare her to is girls from hollyoaks and stick-thin pop star wannabees
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I think she's pretty normal looking....
Maybe that's it as well?

I can't stand these characterless Holloaks 'babes', give me the normal lady any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ^ this
the whole celeb & glamour model thing has been carefully refined to a point where they're all almost tediously good-looking in exactly the same way. it's a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
almost
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# true
and as a portly gent myself im not going to /point and /wave - i suppose in a round about way im trying to sort of imply that:

She ISN'T the lowest common denominator lady, but still has a sex appeal that I cant put my finger on.

I mean at least Beenie wears the tops that make her norks look even more mahusive. Kirstie is always in some fuck off coat and scarf combo.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# she's a bit dirty-looking, no? that may be part of it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I think it must be...
I really really don't WANT to like her...

But even so... I'd love to hear her whisper dirty things in that cut-glass accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh good lord
my squildo has been graped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)