b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7862766 (Thread)

# It's the same every week
My missus makes me watch this, honestly.

p.s. Would
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# she's got lovely norks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ^ These ^
and them ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# she has hasn't she. i think she's really kinda fit, in a "wanting to knob your best mates mum" kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# What are the criteria?
They all look pretty much the same to me.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)
# oh god no, there are a million and one differences. surely as a lady you must notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)
# As a lady, I don't really pay much attention to boobs
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)
# LIES!
All women I know are obsessed by their own and others.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)
# this
women love pointing out how crap other ladys boobs are ot calling pert boobed ladies "bitches", or wishing they were bigger/smaller, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I don't
And I don't know anyone else who does either.

You must hang around with some very strange ladies.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# you don't?
not ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I DO!

* Hang around with some very strange ladies that is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)
# So far, pretty much all the women I've dated have been as Thor says
(including the straight ones).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I'm sure
That they change size 3 times in every episode
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ^this^
She fluctuates so much, it's the hot topic of the evening

/dull life blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I reckon
you could turn it into a drinking game. Each time they change size, you have down a shot of vodka.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)
# each time she appears on scrren and she's pregnant take a drink
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)
# you'd
have cirrhosis after a couple of weeks, she's always pregnant
(prostheses, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# NIPS!
In our house she's known as "Big Boobs Beanie"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I prefer "Sarah Boobie"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# woo :)
did anyone else see this last night and really wanted to punch the posh children?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# how can i not look at her tits
as they are all teh lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# i read something where she said thought men liked her because
she was bossy, telling people what to do, and that men liked to be dominated etc.
personally, i think she's crediting men with too subtle a thought process when it comes to attraction. it's just the tits
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# i concur with this statement
men are very base in there desires.

BOOBIES! FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)
# More of an Ass man myself
but still, JUBBLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i don't think you're ready
for this jelly.

while i like a nice ass, i think excessively large J-lo type asses can cause too much of a radically forward pelvic tilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# this
nail on head....
(prostheses, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# pffffffffft
win
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# You missed the bit where she tells them to
paint everything beige. Aside from that, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Pffffftt
All TV property programmes are like this...



*imagines a 3-some with her and kirstie Allsop*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:51, archived)
# er, just back in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Kirstie
she's another one. I so would, and I dont really know why, because letsface it, shes a bit of a chunk.

/truffle shuffles off the property ladder
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Ah now...
Kirstie I can agree with you on.

and I also have no idea why, it's not the size that puts me off, it's the pasty skin and tory scum voice... And yet...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah, i wasnt saying
teh fat is so horrendous i couldn't manage, im just saying that considering she is a larger lady a LOT of men like her. She's a lady bear (can any lesbians please correct me if they already have a name for lady bear types?)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# come on,
she's not that fat. only if all you compare her to is girls from hollyoaks and stick-thin pop star wannabees
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I think she's pretty normal looking....
Maybe that's it as well?

I can't stand these characterless Holloaks 'babes', give me the normal lady any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ^ this
the whole celeb & glamour model thing has been carefully refined to a point where they're all almost tediously good-looking in exactly the same way. it's a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
almost
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# true
and as a portly gent myself im not going to /point and /wave - i suppose in a round about way im trying to sort of imply that:

She ISN'T the lowest common denominator lady, but still has a sex appeal that I cant put my finger on.

I mean at least Beenie wears the tops that make her norks look even more mahusive. Kirstie is always in some fuck off coat and scarf combo.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# she's a bit dirty-looking, no? that may be part of it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I think it must be...
I really really don't WANT to like her...

But even so... I'd love to hear her whisper dirty things in that cut-glass accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh good lord
my squildo has been graped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Yopu're not suggesting its the same every week?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

ps Would too, but she's ALWAYS pregant.
Rather have Kirsty and her posh tory scum voice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I shall show her this!
Not sure how she'll take it..... hopefully rectally!

*reminds self to edit this first!*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)
# if the above message is edited
it used to say that hopefully she'd take it rectally.

LDD Serving the People since 1984
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
YOU B'STARD!!

HE'S LYING, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# i demand an autographed picture of her
inscribed with

"To Thor, you can hammer down my partition wall anytime, love teh Beanie, XXX"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
she's one of my occasional clients!
If she's in a good mood I'll ask!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Splendid
she doesn;t have to sign it with that line, just a normal singed pic will be 100% fantastic.

we started to collect signed pics as uni, someone even had William G Stewart.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I used to have a Jimmy Hill & Des Lynham signed Brentford ticket.
/claim to no fame.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Who is this large chested vixen? Nice tits ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha - nice one
Property Ladder circa 1992 would have been an ace show.

Owner: I've just painted my lounge beige and added an extra window

Alsop: You're fucked mate - total value's dropped by 6.5% - but the extra sunlight has increased it by £160 quids..
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)