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# There's a church near here
that has a billboard outside with a picture of a baby on it, and underneath it says 'abortion stops a beating heart'. It's been there for years.
I drove past there the other day, and they've put a new sign up alongside the old one. So now, right next to 'abortion stops a beating heart, it says, 'This Church supports our troops!'.
The new sign is not illustrated though. I was thinking of offering... maybe add a picture of some dead Iraqi children, something like that.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# be careful.
they'd probably try and kill you for not being a patriot.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# "A well aimed rifle shot
also stops a beating heart"
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Our local church used to have "Time flies, eternity remains", until it got burned down.
Firstly it got vandalised to say "blow flies + human remains", then someone changed the first bit to say "church dies".

I'm not sure what "church dies, human remains" is supposed to mean, but it fits well with the blackened ruins.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
# hahaha!
burn the churches! eat human flesh!

(if anyone here is able to name the band who sang that line, i'll be impressed)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# The church of euthanasia?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:19, archived)
# so close.
'no fun' is the answer.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)